Worst Band EverIf I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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Where to even begin?
Nickelback. Damn you, Chad whatever-the-hell-you-are. You're played the same song so much that your guitar can stand there and play itself, all you're doing is changing the lyrics a little. It's not big, it's not clever, Bon Jovi did it before you.
Any of those shitty rappers who have to say their own name repeatedly in 'their' song to differentiate it from the myriad of other shit out there. I level this one squarely at Sean de-Paul, who took someone else singing (Blu Cantrell, in this case) and basically stood beside her saying his name. I can fucking do that. I can take a decent song and stand saying 'Gonkers McFoo, Gonkers McFoo' all day mate. Doesn't make me a rapper. Proof? This is my latest work, I's my remix of Message in a Bottle. I say my name a lot, and do a lyric I stole from someone else in the instrumental section. Solid gold!
Kanye West... Good work on the remix of Daft Punk, just release it without you wankery all over it and it'd have been a decent song. Now it's like Sean Paul with a dictionary just beat the shit out of a good tune, then pissed on it.
Muse. Dear God, I hope that guys voice breaks. As it is, the only people capable of singing along to most of their songs are in a very narrow 12-14 year old age group. Especially Sing for Absolution.
I'm sure there's more, but lack of sleep means I forget them. I'd add modern shit like that Beiber thing, but once she grows up, cuts her hair and grows some tits, she could be quite a looker.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:45, 2 replies)
A clickJust for the Bieber description
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And all those zombie hordes of Nickelback clones who all sound exactly like Nickelback, all they ever do is change the lyrics a little.
Remember Limp Bizkit? I had the misfortune to see them at a festival while waiting for a band I did want to see. I despise LB and their legion of wannabe bass-arse juvvie morons. Honk if you love Fred Durst.
(, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 1:20, closed)
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