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If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?

(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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Kate Nash & Lily Allen
Upper middle class women who went to private school pretending to be cockney, it's patronising shite.

Exhibit A: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryH5cga0yUI

(I managed 5 seconds)
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:30, 7 replies)

And why doesn't that spineless fucker tell her that her tights are the sort that 5 year olds wear and to shut her cake hole?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:56, closed)
Don't Blur's Damon All-Bran
buy into that Mockney bollocks?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:12, closed)
I know what you mean
but Blur largely got away with it because they had some good records.. and they calmed down the cockney thing after The Great Escape.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:16, closed)
is the only album where I enjoy every track
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:36, closed)
Still would....both together, one after the other, not fussed.
Naa, only joking.

I'd do Lily first.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:20, closed)
I am guilty of supporting their careers indirectly
but only because the missus likes them both, so easy presents to buy at Christmas etc... As she does the driving I am often treated to their man hating warblings, so your choice gets my support.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:52, closed)
Not to nit-pick...
... but at 5 seconds, all you've heard is 4 piano chords. You've got at least 7 and a half seconds more of synthy drums and even synthier hand-claps. Finally, almost exactly on the 12-second mark you have a bass 'hit', before you are anywhere near those piss-gargling-mockney-barrow-girl tones.

I mean, it's plopsicles of the very lowest order, but let's try to show a little accuracy here.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:54, closed)
So, no difference to Bowie, the Rolling Stones, etc then?

(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:06, closed)

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