Kate Nash & Lily Allen
Upper middle class women who went to private school pretending to be cockney, it's patronising shite.

Exhibit A: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryH5cga0yUI

(I managed 5 seconds)
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:30, 7 replies)

And why doesn't that spineless fucker tell her that her tights are the sort that 5 year olds wear and to shut her cake hole?
(Croque Monsieur, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:56, closed)

Don't Blur's Damon All-Bran
buy into that Mockney bollocks?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:12, closed)

I know what you mean
but Blur largely got away with it because they had some good records.. and they calmed down the cockney thing after The Great Escape.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:16, closed)

Parklife
is the only album where I enjoy every track
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:36, closed)

Still would....both together, one after the other, not fussed.
Naa, only joking.

I'd do Lily first.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:20, closed)

I am guilty of supporting their careers indirectly
but only because the missus likes them both, so easy presents to buy at Christmas etc... As she does the driving I am often treated to their man hating warblings, so your choice gets my support.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:52, closed)

Not to nit-pick...
... but at 5 seconds, all you've heard is 4 piano chords. You've got at least 7 and a half seconds more of synthy drums and even synthier hand-claps. Finally, almost exactly on the 12-second mark you have a bass 'hit', before you are anywhere near those piss-gargling-mockney-barrow-girl tones.

I mean, it's plopsicles of the very lowest order, but let's try to show a little accuracy here.
(Serotonicity was a naughty boy on..., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 22:54, closed)

So, no difference to Bowie, the Rolling Stones, etc then?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:06, closed)