Justin Beiber
That is all.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:25, 15 replies)

Bieber. BIEBER.
That twee shite blows though. A swagger coach? seriously?
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:03, closed)

^agreed^
An anti-precocious little twat coach would have been far more useful. When I was that age it was impossible to swagger unless you wanted a justified kicking from the older kids.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:46, closed)

The problem with Bieber is
that although he is clearly a prize wank mop he is not sufficiently bad at his brand of nauseating sub R&B (and if that isn't almost an oxymoron I don't know what is, what could possibly be beneath R&B?) saccharine tinged pop pap to merit being any crapper than any other peddlar of it. I imagine that pre pubescent girls think his music is 'awesome' or some other tediously innappropriate superlative.

Hang on a second, what am I saying, burn the twunt and scoop out his eyes with melon ballers!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:10, closed)

unfortunately
if he didn't exist someone would just invent him. He fills a very lucrative marketing hole. don't blame him, blame the industry or the fact there's a market for this pap.
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:16, closed)

You're probably right.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:35, closed)

Didn't Marx say
"Bieber is the opium of the tweens"?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:31, closed)

With Mark Chapman
up for possible release soon, I have been sending him Bieber cd's in the hope that he will become his number one fan...

Yeah joking aside it's all business and the tweeny pound is a healthy currency agreed...I would like to think that if I had a little girl though, that I could introduce her to an equivelent that had massive talent, like a young M Jackson for example, although I am probably being naive at the marketing machine behind wet farts like Beiber.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:03, closed)

I wouldn't be
introducing kids to anyone remotely like Michael Jackson if I were you!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:31, closed)

Fair comment
But I think my make beleive daughter would be o.k with a young or old Jacko, he allegedly had a thing for little boys, girls were safe...allegedly.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:42, closed)

It was Bubbles that had a thing for pre teen girls
The nonce chimp bastard.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:21, closed)

haha!
Last seen working as a beach entertainer dressed in a tutu at a popular Portuguese resort...hmmm :\
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:37, closed)

I think you said it
But fair comment though :)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:44, closed)

Wer ist er, sagen wir nicht das auf Deutsch?
(sorry, bad joke)
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:14, closed)

Who is he to say that we cant do this in German????

I work next to a German translater.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:45, closed)

I used google translate, sorry.
But if you look on YouTube for Justin Bieber German you'll see what I was alluding to.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:02, closed)