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If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?

(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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Justin Beiber
That is all.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:25, 15 replies)
Bieber. BIEBER.
That twee shite blows though. A swagger coach? seriously?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:03, closed)
An anti-precocious little twat coach would have been far more useful. When I was that age it was impossible to swagger unless you wanted a justified kicking from the older kids.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:46, closed)
The problem with Bieber is
that although he is clearly a prize wank mop he is not sufficiently bad at his brand of nauseating sub R&B (and if that isn't almost an oxymoron I don't know what is, what could possibly be beneath R&B?) saccharine tinged pop pap to merit being any crapper than any other peddlar of it. I imagine that pre pubescent girls think his music is 'awesome' or some other tediously innappropriate superlative.

Hang on a second, what am I saying, burn the twunt and scoop out his eyes with melon ballers!
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:10, closed)
if he didn't exist someone would just invent him. He fills a very lucrative marketing hole. don't blame him, blame the industry or the fact there's a market for this pap.
(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:16, closed)
You're probably right.

(, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 19:35, closed)
Didn't Marx say
"Bieber is the opium of the tweens"?
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 1:31, closed)
With Mark Chapman
up for possible release soon, I have been sending him Bieber cd's in the hope that he will become his number one fan...

Yeah joking aside it's all business and the tweeny pound is a healthy currency agreed...I would like to think that if I had a little girl though, that I could introduce her to an equivelent that had massive talent, like a young M Jackson for example, although I am probably being naive at the marketing machine behind wet farts like Beiber.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:03, closed)
I wouldn't be
introducing kids to anyone remotely like Michael Jackson if I were you!
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:31, closed)
Fair comment
But I think my make beleive daughter would be o.k with a young or old Jacko, he allegedly had a thing for little boys, girls were safe...allegedly.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:42, closed)
It was Bubbles that had a thing for pre teen girls
The nonce chimp bastard.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:21, closed)
Last seen working as a beach entertainer dressed in a tutu at a popular Portuguese resort...hmmm :\
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:37, closed)
I think you said it
But fair comment though :)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:44, closed)
Wer ist er, sagen wir nicht das auf Deutsch?
(sorry, bad joke)
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:14, closed)

Who is he to say that we cant do this in German????

I work next to a German translater.
(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:45, closed)
I used google translate, sorry.
But if you look on YouTube for Justin Bieber German you'll see what I was alluding to.
(, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:02, closed)

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