Coldplay will always be number one on my shitlist.
Just because Chris Martin is in it.

He is the Walter the Softie of the music industry. Saving children, raising money, writing bland and shitty songs and generally being a self worshipping cunt.

Fuck him, fuck his curly hair.

Fuck the fact he named his kids Apple and Moses.

Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa probably even think the names are downright daft.

...

#2 on my shitlist is Muse, who seem to be afraid to do anything different with their music ever since Absolution.

Innovate or make more money?

Well, Bellamy could probably do with a new swimming pool...
( Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:26, 5 replies)

I'd say Black Holes and Revalations was pretty different to the norm...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:51, closed)

all of the subsequent stuff has been slightly poorer versions of the same though
also, they are knobs, and Teignmouth is a shithole.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:01, closed)

This I do agree with.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:03, closed)

What's 3 inches long and smells like apple?




Chris Martin's index finger.
(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:17, closed)

gut laugh
plus minor particles of fish finger sandwich on my screen.

thanks!
( Flowers the little boy that santa claus forgot, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:23, closed)