b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Worst Nicknames Ever » Post 54549 | Search
This is a question Worst Nicknames Ever

Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Pages: Latest, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, ... 1

« Go Back

The Orb
After we were banned from calling Barry Forster "Orbasm" for reasons that were never made entirely clear, we instead called him "The Orb", and he went on to become a well known musician under this moniker*.

And Rod was known as mallet because a) he had a square head, and b) kept running into trees.

Broadbent didn't need a nickname.

Being an Alistair, I did. I never had a nickname, though. I had rubbish friends.

*Lie
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:57, Reply)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, ... 1