Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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LeadThanks to a surname that's not Smith or Jones or anything half as common, I've been subjected to crap nicknames since I started school, often based on mispronunciation of said surname.
Lead, Lead 'ead, Legs, Lard, Lardy, Large, Loud
The discovery of the periodic table at Middle school lead to a couple of Plumbum based nicknames.
Various other names; Toxic, Short Round, ferret, petal.
I wish that I could think of something funny, but every one of them was intended to make me miserable
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 16:16, Reply)
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