Worst Nicknames Ever
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Just wrong.
One of my friends is a rather large, blonde bloke. (think albino and your almost there)
For some very unknown reason, his nickname became 'cameltoe'. Very wrong must i add.
Yet the naive git didnt know what it meant. He'd walk around the pub shouting "Ah ha! The cameltoe has just beaten you!", jumping up and down and pointing. He'd not realise that almost the entire pub would be looking at him.
My how i'd hate to lose against cameltoe, just for the signature dance.
(We've told him what it means now, but still he thinks its a great nickname and still decides to call himself it regliously)
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 16:28, Reply)
One of my friends is a rather large, blonde bloke. (think albino and your almost there)
For some very unknown reason, his nickname became 'cameltoe'. Very wrong must i add.
Yet the naive git didnt know what it meant. He'd walk around the pub shouting "Ah ha! The cameltoe has just beaten you!", jumping up and down and pointing. He'd not realise that almost the entire pub would be looking at him.
My how i'd hate to lose against cameltoe, just for the signature dance.
(We've told him what it means now, but still he thinks its a great nickname and still decides to call himself it regliously)
( , Thu 18 May 2006, 16:28, Reply)
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