Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Before I left workto become a baby making machine, I was still a carnivore and Thursdays was Spam day, it was around the time of pop idol when they were singing the "Monday Monday" song. So we changed the words to "Spamday Spamday" and sung it religiously every Thursday, everyone loved the spam sandwiches that the chain smoking old hag in canteen would make, so Thursday were our favorite days. After a while my spam team seemed to fall apart, much to my dismay, (they saw the light and realised the horrific processed genetically modified crap I was forcing them to eat) and in the end there was only me, but I still trooped on and sang my "spamday" song all alone. Hence the name spamsam (sam is my real name btw). After a while I became pregnant, and my chest swelled to a rediculous size - so my nickname went from Spam to Spamela Handerson, my friend was jealous of my new found attention so I gave her my own little nickname which has stuck with her eversince.... thus on that fabled day, Spamela Handerson and Crusty Crotch were born!
(to set the record straight ... I do not know and will never want to find out if her crotch is crusty)
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Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 19 May 2006, 15:29,
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