Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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CarrotIn this generation of y8 there is an overcrowdment of chavs, and with the arrival of chavs comes the arrial of underae sex, smoking, drinking all that crap. There is one chav, Ellie,who is a great big ugly slut. Everyone thinks shes fit, but shes just a skank. Anyway, theres always rumors going round about here (getting off with people in the Meadowhall disabled toilets, for one) but the downright craziest, is using a CARROT to please herself with. Disgusting, typical skank shit. Now after this went round, when eer me and my mates saw her, we would all shout out "CARROT". We don't now, for fear off being gangraped by chavs.
Also, from a less chavy girl, came the rumor of putting a mobile phone next to her minge and getting someone to call her, so it vibrated on her. not nice. Now one of my mates likes to call her crazy frog (cos her ringtone was crazy frog at the time, god knows why)
/hits chav and runs
(, Tue 23 May 2006, 17:24, Reply)
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