Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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thanks mainly to NeilOne of my brothers had a knack for nicknames.
His various names for me are as follows.
Bells the Bog (Big Eared Little Sister, & Badly Organised Girl)
Snork
Big-Ears
Ponk.
How he came up with those, I have no fuckin idea. It will remain a mystery. To me AND to all my friends that encountered my brother.
My nickname at school was predominantly 'Five Iron', due to having a surname that is the same as a popular golf-club
The terrible irony is that I'm from St.Andrews, golfing capital of the world. Oh dear.
(, Tue 23 May 2006, 19:00, Reply)
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