Worst Person for the Job
In a week where it emerges that the new Health Secretary is a fan of the hocus-pocus that is homeopathy, tell us about people who are spectacularly out of their depth in a job. Have you ever found yourself wallowing in your own incompetence? Tell us. (Note: "Name of football manager/politician - nuff said" does not constitute an answer)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:48)
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The moderators.
At the end of the day, it's your site I suppose. But the people who drove me away will find someone else to pick on, and then someone else and so on. And what will you be left with? A bunch of people who, as far as I can see, never contribute anything of any value.
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apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 5:51,
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I don't disagree with your sentiments. But here you are -
posting.
Sorry to be such a cnut, but - inb4 any mention of your book. (Think of it as free advertising!)
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 7:18,
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Replying here to point out the failings of ignore 2.0.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 8:06,
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Sad really, innit?
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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oh now you've done it
I can hear the velcro straps of a hundred head dobbers being tightened
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 7:48,
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Why do you need a hundred?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 10:12,
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I don't think it's the modseses fault.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 7:55,
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APELOVERAGE FOR MOD!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 8:24,
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Please no.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 21:42,
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If you've left why are you still posting?
As far as I can see you never contributed anything in any event and got upset when your spamming of a retarded self published embarrassment to literature didn't go as swimmingly as you had anticipated. 'BOOHOOHOOHOO it's the mods fault that I'm a gay retard'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 8:53,
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He obviously got bullied away so hard it cycled back around and he kept posting.
I thought it was people on offtopic that called him a prick for spamming, and nothing to do with anything on here anyway.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 9:15,
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Anyone fancy a hobnob?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 8:58,
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Yes, please.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 10:54,
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![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Hobnobs.jpg/250px-Hobnobs.jpg)
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 11:21,
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That's just his way of offering to stick his willy in your ear
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 11:22,
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Can I stick my willy in your ear?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 12:00,
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Only if I get a hobnob as well
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Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 12:06,
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Oh man, they've run out. Chocolate bourbon?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 12:07,
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You dirty sick fucking bastard.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 12:17,
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See, this, this right here is trolling.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 12:20,
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And I bet the mods do nothing. NOTHING.
Shower of grey turds.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 12:25,
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Custard cream?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 12:56,
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'Shower of grey turds'
Yet another great band name from B3TA - this one goes in the 'possible' pile together with 'Over-stylised bumholes' and 'Spider-induced wank disaster'.
I dunno, decisions decisions :(
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 12:59,
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How about 'The Rape and Suicide Result'?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 13:10,
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Naah, already used that one
It's getting a bit old.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 9:13,
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spider induced wank disaster
ive been away from here for ages and it fills me with glee to see my posting getting referenced so long after posting it.
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lankynyack, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 18:12,
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I donno about anyone else, but with me it was 'cus you spammed out your book.
And it was spam, in the respect that you never replied to a single person and this site isn't a platform for launching such a thing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 9:49,
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CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS WEBSITE ARE VALUABLE
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Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Sat 8 Sep 2012, 9:55,
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In the sense of someone who's been here for nearly 8 years
but never coughed up even a fiver for an icon?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 10:08,
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You'd think with all the money he'd made off his book he could at least pay for the advertising space he stole on here.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 10:11,
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Who drove you away? They don't seem to have done a very good job of it
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 10:16,
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Just what do you want the moderators to do?
They have implemented this silly ignore so if you are not adult enough to actually ignore comments you don't like, you can not only make them disappear, but also they can't see your posts either.
Do you think they should be deleting and banning anyone you don't find funny?
How about you get over it and try only interacting with the people you like?
Or, if there aren't any on here, perhaps you should just leave, but then I still don't think you can blame the mods for that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 10:31,
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But then what would he have to complain about?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 10:32,
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This is a blatant act of trolling, you should be ashamed of your self.
Can't you see how upset he is already?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 10:49,
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I think that's the most I've seen you type.
Ever.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 12:10,
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See, I used to think people were being a bit mean to you with the constant jibes about your book,
but after this thread, I think you're a massive prick. I hope I don't get naughty stepped for voicing my opinions, prick wise.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 10:59,
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everybody realises that this is a trollpost ... right? ... please tell me everybody realises what this is ... jesus ... I mean ... apart from Michael Ellis ... he's clearly a moron
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 11:15,
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NO U R
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 11:22,
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BAN THIS DREADFUL BULLY
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 11:28,
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I love the smell of irony in the morning.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 8 Sep 2012, 14:58,
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Oi! Come back!
Don't let the haters get to you - it'll all move on. I'll read your book - send it to me (absolutely no p**s take, I promise). At least you're making things!
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Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 16:25,
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It's too late now, you should have stopped bullying him when you had the chance.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 16:44,
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AB, AB...
Don't tarnish me with that brush - I'd genuinely like to read it. Apeloverage is part of the furniture - he's been here for years. Who will fill the gap he leaves if he goes, Albert Marshmallow II? Is there an 'Albert' worthy enough? Will the archive cope if there is?
and was there a sneaky bit of post deleting the other night?
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Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 16:57,
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You probably put me on ignore.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 17:00,
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Never!
I'd never ignore you xxx
Every now and then, not always, but every now and then, you come out with some classics - it might be a response, it might be genuine original humour on your part, but it doesn't really matter - the effect is still the same. Those are special moments and I can never put you on ignore, just in case...
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Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 17:06,
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You do know that jokes are considered a Bad Thing here?
This probably means that you're some kind of troll.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 20:44,
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:(
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Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 4:41,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 21:48,
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And in this post, yet another self-proclaimed liberal turns out to be a massive hypocrite.
Who'd have thought it.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 23:07,
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I read this as 'boo hoo I'm a big fucking girl'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 10:36,
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