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So you don't have to be generating slop on purpose any more.

Some countries in South America, like Chile and Mexico, have implemented regulations that restrict or ban the use of cartoon characters and mascots on food packaging, especially for products deemed unhealthy and targeted towards children.

Some countries in South America, like Chile and Mexico, have implemented regulations that restrict or ban the use of cartoon characters and mascots on food packaging, especially for products deemed unhealthy and targeted towards children.

Film titles often don't conjure up the movie you expected - The Elephant Man didn't even have a trunk. Show us what films could have been if you took their titles more literally.

We used to have 10p transformer snack crisps.
I like the look left to right bit here =]

So I have clicked "I like this"

gotta have that that jam...

Young people today have grown up not knowing the thrill of finding scuffed-up pages from Razzle in a bush, shrub or other foliage.

An entire generation has lost out on the formative experience of finding Tina, 22 from Hartlepool, with her knockers out and lying inexplicably on a pool table.

"Look! In this one you can see her mimsy!"

Hedge Porn is as British as Enid Blyton, jam sandwiches and wasps, and denying for so long that saucy tingle to our spotty teenagers has been nothing short of a war crime.

It's been 14 years since we had a biscuits challenge, and all the jokes have gone stale. So let's bake up a new batch. Suggested by Dave Môrgan.

Can somebody with actual talent put together one of those photo quizzes where you have to guess if the photo is from Gaza of Auschwitz? Asking for my grandparents who died in the latter.

would have been a bit beyond the pale for that era of The Light Program.

Looks like the source is b3ta.com/board

In my day "What are we your IMDB cunts?" Would have been the standard response, and we turned out alright didn't we?

The only thing is that it refers to 'tonight' which makes sense with the Two Ronnies but I suspect RTH may have been a lunchtime show (not sure).

but IIRC this is a moving picture version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUdoXp3dMgc

I am looking for the source of the following (might be Python or Two Ronnies). "Tonight's ploy was tipped on the tapwritter by Janet our new socrotary and so may have a few spilling mistakes but we can't sack her as she has dig knackers".