I might go to bed.
I am bored. Badger is still at the pub. Twats are fucking about on here again, and some people never fucking learn.

I had a lot of fun last night, and will be doing it all again in a months time. Who's coming to my party?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:39, archived)

If I have the days off
Please consider me for floor space...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:40, archived)

I wish I could come to bash's and prove to you that I'm a lovely and nice person
with credit cards, and even my own keys.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:40, archived)

Why don't you come then?
We might learn to like you, and vice versa. I must say, it's probably because I'm a newb, but I haven't seen all that much of what some people say about you, so I'm open-minded.
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:42, archived)

Well, supposedly I'm a huge racist who means every word, a sexist cunt who believes women should stay in the kitchen
and an awful example of the human race.

Which, I accept my posts could lead to a conclusion of, but not to the stage that some people get so wound up about.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)

sounds honest to me..
"i want to fist you all over"
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)

I think my honesty is part of the reason people have a dislike of me.
If I think you're a fool, I'll say so. With reasons, diagrams and long conclusions.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)

honesty supercilious arrogance
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:52, archived)

ladies and gentlemen of the jury
i have an update to Woodside59's "history of Parrott":
:
"Parrott - A brief history:
1. "[He/she/it/they] [is/are] shit"
2. "I've got a girlfriend, me!"
3. "I think you'll find that's wrong."
4. "YOU'RE ALL BULLYING ME (ESPECIALLY WICCA'D WITCH), THAT'S COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE! PARROTT SMASH!"
5. "I'm going now, for good. This is Ripley, signing off."
6. Repeat from 1, with added historical revisionism, self-satisfaction and sly misogyny."

i suggest we add

"5a - claim you have a deformity, physical or mental, that may/may not explain away your behaviour. Pretend to know nothing about it, just that youve got it, even if the nature of the illness you have chosen makes not knowing about it an impossibility"

witness here

i rest my case.

no apoligies for length, poor thing hasnt been out much recently......
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:58, archived)

Done
It's on Dazfish as well, so it's "public". :-)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:01, archived)

hecksellent!

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:02, archived)

Mild autism...
Read as Asperger's. I've been accused of having it, maybe I do, maybe I don't. Doesn't really affect my day to day life and I never put it on work medical forms as it doesn't merit inclusion. If they had "Bloody odd" I'd tick that box but they don't have one... as for Asperger's Syndrome, typical symptoms include a lack of social skills, obsessing over given topics, a preference of adults to company rather than people their own age, above average intelligence, and heightened emotional sensitivity.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:02, archived)

*worries*

( Malchick, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:03, archived)

From wikipedia...
"AS is characterized by:[1][2]

* limited interests or preoccupation with a subject to the exclusion of other activities;
* repetitive behaviors or rituals;
* peculiarities in speech and language;
* socially and emotionally inappropriate behavior and interpersonal interaction
* problems with non-verbal communication; and
* clumsy and uncoordinated motor movements."

Ah. Fuck. That's all of /talk buggered then!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:06, archived)

The entirity of slashdot.org
also thinks they have mild Asperger's.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:08, archived)

At a party a couple of weeks ago
someone I don't really know asked me, in all honesty, if I had AS.
To be honest, I was just in a mood.
( Malchick, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:09, archived)

yup
try this: - Asberger's is thought of by some as just how far up the "male" scale you are. If you go up the extreme end, you end up with those symptoms. So don't worry, youve probably just got lots of testosterone sloshing about inside you (i know i have, what with being rather hairy and fond of extreme activities)
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:09, archived)

Ah, I can cope with that.
Being a blokey bloke. Yup, much better.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:11, archived)

blokey bloke massive gayer

meh, same difference.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:12, archived)

I knew that was coming...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:15, archived)

all of a sudden
what made sense as "asberger's" makes even more sense as "extra blokey"

good eh!?
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:13, archived)

i love AS woman
especially if they obsess over the best sex positions
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:04, archived)

so have I, and for those reasons
but Mum does a lot of work with kids that have both Asberger's and most forms of Autism, and she assures me catagorically I haven't.

/large Autism textbook on lap blog
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:04, archived)

Or....
....'4rthurian' as it's known in the medical trade.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:05, archived)

pfft

( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:07, archived)

i know a few ;)

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:07, archived)

I'm related to one of them

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:09, archived)

The lady with the most alarmingly loud profile on b3ta?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:10, archived)

i should know this..
d'oh!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:23, archived)

Well, maybe if you can, come to one of the smaller ones that happen
where there's less likely to be people who really dislike you. Try building up people who think you're a decent bloke offline.
Also, it's probably not the best idea to post things that you know for certain will offend other people. If you act decently for a long enough length of time, without rising to any bait, then people's opinions will change. It may take a long time, though.
If you feel it may lead to you feeling able to go to a bash, and this is something you really want to do, then itd be worth it.
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:53, archived)

Well, my plan sounds better.
Say I'm someone else and Not parrott, get everyone to like me then confess whilst a bit drunk and we'll all cheer.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:55, archived)

the bash could be a
fight club though..
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:56, archived)

Sounds like you are a bit too worried about what strangers think if you ask me.

( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:55, archived)

I'm not, really,
i couldn't give a toss, but whenever i try to post, to be nice and friendly, there's always the same old cunts taking pot shots. It's a bit ugly and I'm such a fekle old bastard and can't let it lie.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:58, archived)

my thinking too
if he turns upto a party naked
proving he isn't armed or bothered
then everyone will love him
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:59, archived)

How are you so reasonable?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)

possibly because
they haven't just filed me away in their mind as ""stereotypical teen on internet" and make up things that i've done to suit the stereotype.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:49, archived)

haven't just filed me away in their mind as ""stereotypical teen on internet" and make up things that i've done to suit the stereotype.
've not actually seen me in action and I've airbrushed out or ignored all of the inconvenient home truths.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)

Not really no...
...we just file you away as 'cunt'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:11, archived)

I'm not. I just don't want people to make b3ta unpleasant, when it's something I rather like

( Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:54, archived)

Sorry, just a rare thing on here
Unless I'm in reasonable mode, which is every now and then. Mainly on debates. On flamewars... well, you can see. But I'm nice in real life, unless someone attempts to break my toe with the heel of my shoe...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:56, archived)

Who did the breaking-ness then?
I'll probably be horrible tomorrow, but I'm in a placatory good sort of mood tonight.
( Dave the Mighty, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:01, archived)

Sticky Label at the Oxbash
Because I stole his shoe. So he wrenched mine off, so I sat up, and put my feet up on him. I was drunk, ok?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:09, archived)

I might be going, but I'm not entirely sure how I'd get there
I'd sort of need a lift, or a pick-up from a train station along the way from a kind-hearted soul. Brainiac's already potentially offered, but is there anyone else who might be able to?
Oh, and would there be floor space for me?
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:41, archived)

Where are you from?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:42, archived)

Birmingham, but I can get pretty much anywhere on the train
I love student railcards me
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:43, archived)

Hmmm
I checked the map by the way for Sudbury to Long Melton or wherever. It's only two kilometres or so. Actually... I wonder if Mrs + Capn Hoodbutter may be of help as they live not too far from there- Mrs Hoodbutter, if I can get to yours, could I meet the cat and get a lift to Badger Towers?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:54, archived)

If it is seriously not that far, then I may very well be able to do it on the train myself, and then walk if no-one can pick me up
I'm not too bad at the whole map thing, and if someone could give directions, then that'd be ever better.
Yay! It looks promising! That is, as long as I can crash somewhere at yours, WW
( Dave the Mighty, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:57, archived)

Me me me me & me.
With boozes.

I'm going for a cigarette (because the 40 odd I smoked last night weren't quite enough) & then bed. Night norky :)
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:41, archived)

I smoked last night.
That was bad.

Everything else was funtimes though. Night lovely :)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:43, archived)

Quite possibly yes.
I like my knees.
( Taylorcamb, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:43, archived)

Muhahahahaha

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:44, archived)

Can I come?

Really?
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:43, archived)

Whatever
but Mykey's one of my favourite twats and you seem like a troll to me.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:45, archived)

I promise I'm not a troll.

I just don't like the way Mykeyboy abuses everyone he meets on this site.

He really does have a go at people! I,on the other hand, am fluffy to the nth degree!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:50, archived)

I'm worse
and you like me...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:51, archived)

I don't know you really
but I'm giving you the benefit 'cos you haven't slagged me off for no reason.
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:54, archived)

Pffffft!
No reason...fantastic...I bet you believe that as well...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:56, archived)

And who invited you to this conversation?

Go away Benny.
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:00, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Who invited me....classic. Seeing as it's an internet message board I think I can invite myself into anything I like unless you're going to call me fat and ugly...because that would be really hurtful and will probably make people like you all the more...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:09, archived)

You are...

fat


and


Ugly!
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:15, archived)

Hurrah!
My life is complete...thankyou for this you unbelieavable prick
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:28, archived)

Look.
I get annoyed at Mykey, call him a twat but t the end of the day if he pisses me off I an click the ignore button.

In reality Mykey is a top bloke. You are just making yourself look like a twat.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:51, archived)

You clicked the 'ignore' button?
So you un-ignore him on a regular basis?

Or are you not telling the truth when you say you ignore him?
( Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:57, archived)

Yeah you really seem it...

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:51, archived)

doubt it

i had a hard enough time last time explaining to people that i was going to travel fucking miles to meet internet people.... and in the end the whole experience was weird anyway.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:44, archived)

are you coming to the brighton thing next weekend?

( scott,, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)

no

i was prepared to come when the date was set for this weekend, but other things have come up
(cornwall last weekend, and a mate's birthday next week)
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)

shame..
come to the next london bash instead then.
( scott,, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:51, archived)

there should be a south london bash

but trouble is, people seem (quite wrongly) scared of south london :(
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:54, archived)

South? The south?
*Shudders*
( Taylorcamb, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:55, archived)

QED.


and for the record, south london is lovely.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:57, archived)

The south's fine really.
I need to get me to a London bash as well sometime soon.
( Taylorcamb, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:00, archived)

south london is fine
although the lack of decent tube connections can be annoying.
where are you, anyway?
( scott,, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:57, archived)

i live in croydon,
but really, getting to anywhere in london isn't a problem... just that i don't really like travelling too far.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:02, archived)

don't know many other b3tans in the south part (bromley area, me)
but the few soho bashes i have been too were nice enough.
( scott,, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:08, archived)

Or come to the birmingham bash in early september
Last time I checked, there were only two people going, so it needs support
( Dave the Mighty, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:05, archived)

I am also bored
I have some apples though. Would anyone else like one?

edit/ That's actually on my 18th.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:44, archived)

Me me me me me
/over excited about parties
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:46, archived)

Please bring more rude biscuits.
See if you can get them flange-shaped this time. However, please don't use a mould.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)

I'll see what I can do.
If I have time I might to a bum cake. It's a 21 bum salute with different knickers on each carefully moulded marzipan bottom. Great fun to make.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:53, archived)

that.
sounds.
whoresome!
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:55, archived)

Hmmm...
Could you make some 3D cockies as well? I just have memories of me making a really good point in a conversation, emphasising it with... a biscuit cock. Go figure. By the way, if I can get to yours, any chance of a lift to Badger Towers?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:59, archived)

if i'm going
and you can get to Ipswich station, then i'll give you a lift, tis only an extra few miles for me to go via the station to get people.
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:06, archived)

Ipswich sounds ideal
As I can get to Peterborough, and then train it from there.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:13, archived)

mmkay
well you can have a space - i might even drive at sub-lightspeed for the safety of the others in the car. I will let people know if i can do pick ups a couple of weeks before the bash, watch this space!
( Ralph farts in your general direction, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 0:15, archived)

Me and Badger decided you were ace last night.
You and the Cap'n are welcome at our gaff anytime.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 23:48, archived)