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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Please print out a copy of this Christmas card and write on it:
"To my favourite person
Love from baldmonkey"
Then stick it on your mantelpiece. Ta!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:04, archived)
holy shit dude!

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:04, archived)
silent shit dude!

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:09, archived)
Shepherds wank!

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)
Good King Cuntsleslas

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
On the fist of steeeeeven!

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
Cock was hard as iron
semen like a stone
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)
He needs this then
www.neatorama.com/2006/12/20/this-is-a-weird-one-anti-wet-dream-ring/
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
*spuffs*

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)
bring it as your secret santa today
and try and give it to a man
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)
i like the wonderful life on the tele
its all of the ace

happy chrimbo too
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)
Yes.
It is ace. Yes. Thank you.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)
I can.
But trust me, you don't want me to.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)
Anything,
just do not put that des o`connor cd on again!
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:08, archived)

des o`connor Noel Edmonds
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
I LIKE THIS GAME
markfennell.com/flash/luge/index.php
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:07, archived)
It has a healthy dose of realism
I also like this game
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:09, archived)
Im rubbish at skill games
I have the dexterity and reactions of roadkill
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
i'm a bit like that
it took me 4 attempts to get more than 10 metres
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:15, archived)
Gaahhh I can't do it!!
curse my shaky stroke-addled hands
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
That's pretty cool, actually.
55m is my best. bag o wank.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
your drawing is
getting better
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:07, archived)
Sorry.

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:08, archived)
SUperb you mentalist
have you not left for OMG B45H yet ?
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
I'm off in an hour or so.

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
Remember to wrap up warm and spit on it before you stick it anywhere dry.
/mum
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
Did you really do that?
I think the merest hint of artistic talent betrays your claim.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:21, archived)
If I had a working printer, I still wouldn't
See you shortly, chap
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
You're a very weird man, but thankyou.
Merry Christmas.
(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)
I don't like it.

(, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)