MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Please print out a copy of this Christmas card and write on it:
"To my favourite person
Love from baldmonkey"
Then stick it on your mantelpiece. Ta!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:04, archived)

holy shit dude!

( SuperMatt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:04, archived)

silent shit dude!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:09, archived)

Shepherds wank!

( SuperMatt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)

Good King Cuntsleslas

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)

On the fist of steeeeeven!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)

Cock was hard as iron
semen like a stone
( WormuIus, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:27, archived)

He needs this then
www.neatorama.com/2006/12/20/this-is-a-weird-one-anti-wet-dream-ring/
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)

*spuffs*

( WormuIus, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:36, archived)

bring it as your secret santa today
and try and give it to a man
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)

i like the wonderful life on the tele
its all of the ace

happy chrimbo too
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)

Yes.
It is ace. Yes. Thank you.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)

I can.
But trust me, you don't want me to.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)

Anything,
just do not put that des o`connor cd on again!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:08, archived)

des o`connor Noel Edmonds
( iEC: Redux Hands up., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)

I LIKE THIS GAME
markfennell.com/flash/luge/index.php
( iEC: Redux Hands up., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:07, archived)

It has a healthy dose of realism
I also like this game
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:09, archived)

Im rubbish at skill games
I have the dexterity and reactions of roadkill
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)

i'm a bit like that
it took me 4 attempts to get more than 10 metres
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:15, archived)

Gaahhh I can't do it!!
curse my shaky stroke-addled hands
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)

That's pretty cool, actually.
55m is my best. bag o wank.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)

your drawing is
getting better
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:07, archived)

Sorry.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:08, archived)

SUperb you mentalist
have you not left for OMG B45H yet ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)

I'm off in an hour or so.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)

Remember to wrap up warm and spit on it before you stick it anywhere dry.
/mum
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)

Did you really do that?
I think the merest hint of artistic talent betrays your claim.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:21, archived)

If I had a working printer, I still wouldn't
See you shortly, chap
( FoldsFive, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)

You're a very weird man, but thankyou.
Merry Christmas.
(53020, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:30, archived)

I don't like it.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Wed 20 Dec 2006, 9:31, archived)