First b3ta message posted from a wii?
or who beat me to it? note to others:- typing on a wii is bad for your sanity
( Tosh and Becks, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 1:58, archived)

use a browser then

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 1:59, archived)

its opera, but more pointy
( Tosh and Becks, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)

I dislike you temporerily
for having a Wii.
I'd have one if i wasn't broke...
( giftedweasel forgot what he was going to type on, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:10, archived)

insert obvious 'having a piss joke here'

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 1:59, archived)

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(__, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:01, archived)

your humour is incredibly low
/taking you seriously
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:02, archived)

You love me really
But, seriously, I'm a bit concerned that I broke the board.
(__, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)

easily fixed with a quick click of the ignore button

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)

a restraining order is just another way of saying 'i love you'
i can't remember where i stole that from
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:05, archived)

/is quite impressed he can ignore himself
*might just do it*
(__, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)

seriously from behind
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)

i need to go wii wii

(almqvist, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:01, archived)

Do you have to write out letters in the air?

( harpski, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:00, archived)

ha ha
*imagines*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:01, archived)

you have to pointat letters from range while trying to drink a vat size bottle of old speckled hen.Hooray for modern technology
( Tosh and Becks, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)

excellent!
/wants one now
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:10, archived)

old speckled hen may not be included
( Tosh and Becks, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:15, archived)

Like a cross between an Apple Newton and Charades.
Oh, the horror.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)

Fuck off
With your fancy technology
(__, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:00, archived)

well, this message comes from my microwaves built in
thought wave transducer, and sent via a quick spin around the tumble driers circuits. or possibly via my 1980's casio digital watch.
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:02, archived)

I don't fancy a Wii.
I don't enjoy games consoles at all.

AND, I'm off to bed. Goodnight all.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)

Not enough .us.
I haven't b3ta'd from my Wii, but I have 5punked from my Wii, which I find infinitely amusing in a childish way.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:03, archived)

i wondered
what that little controller thingy did...remote-controlled dildo!
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:04, archived)

if anyone saw my wii baseball pitching technique id get arrested
( Tosh and Becks, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:06, archived)

hahaha!
I'd say my method was hit and miss but the comedy police would kick me to death.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:07, archived)

thrust to win!™
( Tosh and Becks, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:10, archived)

i can't imagine
what that looks like
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sun 24 Dec 2006, 2:09, archived)