I have been having a recurring dream all this week about putting a saddle on a naked sexy lady and riding her around the city center.
Anyone good at interpretting dreams?
What does this mean?
In case it helps, at one point we end up showered in warm blood but I'm not sure where it comes from.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:17, archived)

You want to move to Coventry.
.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:17, archived)

I'm pretty sure I don't.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:18, archived)

Arf!

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)

Destroy Coventry it means

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)

You're welcome to.
Give me prior warning so I can make sure I'm out at the time though.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:23, archived)

It is famous for its naked sexy ladies riding round the city centre.
And ocassionally some blood gets spilt.

Face it, you're coming to live in Coventry.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:21, archived)

It means that
You have spent too much time looking at Equus sites.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:18, archived)

I'm almost certain I don't want to search for that.
Care to elaborate?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:18, archived)

I believe it's a sexual fetish
For those who misunderstand what "horse-play" is supposed to mean.

[Edit] Like this one.

Not really NSFW as it's only words, but you wouldn't want anyone to read it over your shoulder and there's a good chance that it will hit the company firewall.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)

Ah. I see.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)

Since you're not going to click it
I'll quote some of the introduction- that should give you an idea of what it's all about.

"In addition, this magazine is a forum for men and women who are linked together by the desire to use human ponies as an expression of erotic pleasure. Having one partner assume the role of a human pony while the other partner assumes the role of trainer, rider or handler and controls the role playing scenario of this highly erotic activity, can be a very exciting part of this fetish."

See- I was right.
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:23, archived)

*licks salt*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:24, archived)

*Rubs fetlocks*

( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:27, archived)

NSFW unsurprisingly
www.bodyjewelleryshop.com/online_store/manline_silicone_butt_plug_with_horse_tail_whip_9002598.cfm
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:26, archived)

Not going to click. But all the same HA!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:27, archived)

Also NSFW
( Lord Gnome, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:28, archived)

don't eat so much cheese before bed.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)

I think it was you.
But attractive.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)

bloody cheek.
you couldn't ride me anyway, I'm too small. But at least that is one use for my pony tail butt plug.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)

Nyuk nyuk.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:24, archived)

You are a sick man
Horses are for riding naked, not ladies
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:19, archived)

It means that your life is in flux
and you need to get in touch with your anima, your creative core.

Try to actualise your desires, and be honest with those around you; the burden of deceit is weighing on your conscience.

Also, stop touching your bottom when you wank.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)

He doesn't actually touch his bottom though.
To use a basketball phrase, "nothing but net."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:22, archived)

You're a vampire and you want to rape Lady Godiva

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:20, archived)

its me isn't it
you can say, i'm immune now anyway
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:21, archived)

No.
She had a penis.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:23, archived)

and i don't?
HOW DARE YOU!
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:24, archived)

My mistake.
Yes it was you.
But with Goatworrier's face.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:26, archived)

double sexeh!

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:30, archived)

Are you American?

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:22, archived)

Oooooooh - cuss!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:22, archived)

it means you want to
put a saddle on a naked sexy lady and ride her around the city center.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:23, archived)

You haven't got enough zinc in your diet.
and you also love period sex.
( BindiBaji, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 10:34, archived)