And mobile phones are shit
anyone who constantly hankers after the latest handset is just a lavender scented nonce.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:38, archived)

I have the best phone ever
It's a Nokia 5110 which doesn't work!
( davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:39, archived)

The best phone ever
is actually a naked, 19 year old Carrie Fisher, greased up with wookie fat.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:40, archived)

you make a convincing point

( Dangermouse., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:42, archived)

Just imagine her saying
"Only you could be so bold" as you spuff all over her croissant hair-do.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)

bit harsh on the wookie tho..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 11:43, archived)