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Who are you?
What the criminey is going on here?


Is this a bandwagon? I am completely lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)
*hands paper bag*
Here, breathe into this. Normal service will resume shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)
I decided not to look at at b3ta today between 12pm and 2pm today as I basically can imitate it in my mind when I am not here. It goes as follows:
a) OMG what did you have for lunch?
b) "Girl": *Something that a fucking child and/or cat would do. As it apparently seems "cute"*
c) Boys reply on mass to point B.
d) Poetry. Boring fucking poetry.
e) OMG what did you have for lunch?
f) "My job is shit. I am so bored."
g) MySpace link
h) BBC Link
i) A link which is on /links
j) Crossposting
k) That BBC link again


...and so forth, repeat 'til fade.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:04, archived)
I like this
JMG Speaks the Truth.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:05, archived)
But that is b3ta.
It's like that all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:05, archived)
No no no..
Once you reach around 8pm it's Piston_Broke lying about his sex life or asking about bashes.


I think I should compile a time sheet of what happens. Every single day.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:07, archived)
Yes.
THAT would certainly prove you are not sad like these people.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
BALDMONKEY!
In Rio he is known as "El Chimpio el Hairio Reeecedingarrrriho!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)
My clique knows more about what they say in Rio than your clique.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:12, archived)
My clique is basically just me.
And ME knows LOADS about Rio.


*Sambas*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:15, archived)
Where does she dance?

(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:16, archived)
UNDER DA SEEEEAA!!
Or if it's rained off, on the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:19, archived)
on my glans

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:20, archived)
Copyist!

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)
I quite like the 6am-9am lot.
That and the Aussies coming on from 3am-6am.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:09, archived)
I'm having a bash.
You should come, you big shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:09, archived)
There'd be hell on if I went to a bash.
It would disappoint. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:13, archived)
He's legally barred from setting foot south of Gateshead in case he catches SOUTHERN.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:14, archived)
There have been many problems with The South

(I helped save b3ta! brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)
well mr cynical, bake me a cake and call me barbara windsor.
it was only because you werent here to give us tales of your interesting northern life that it may have been so predictable. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)
show us your pendulous, leathery breasts
Barbara
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:07, archived)
*swings breasts*
i said i would never do this again
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
JMGIS SO TEDIOUS AND PREDICTABLE AND TEDIOUS AND WE HAVE DECIDED HE IS PREDICTABLE.
I've seen this argument alot lately. It's very ironic.



...I would LOVE to bake a cake. *Cake hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
something with walnuts in please.
theyre good for the brain.
(I helped save b3ta! prem1um is full of life, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:09, archived)
CAKE HAT.
(Trumpet - doopity doop doo do do doo)
CAKE HAT
(Trumpet - doopity doop doo do do doo)
It's a hat on my head
(commence finger clicking)
A hat of cake a cake hat it is
IT
IS
A cake hat on my head
a hat like a cake like a hat on my head
(Trumpet - doopity doop doo do do doo)
(fingers go CLICK CLICK CLICK)
(whisper) cake


hat.
(CLICK)
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:11, archived)
en masse
you terrible barbarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)
frencher

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
and should royal
have an e on the end?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)
*purrs and rubs against your legs*

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:06, archived)
ZOMG A GURL

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
*REPLIES HARD!*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
*purrs and rubs against the contents of your fridge*

(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)
HURR HURR

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)