This was not in JMG list of topics we can talk about
CUNTS
( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)

I was listing things so as to encourage new things.
Things.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:11, archived)

you missed riddles and random shit ness

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:15, archived)

and Baldmonkey trying to get on the popular page again

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:16, archived)

Riddle-me-ree.
What has four legs in the morning,
Three legs in the afternoon and one leg at night?
( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:16, archived)

My dog.
*sharpens shears*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)

That pig we got the bacon off.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)

Hehehe, we did eats all Badger's share :9

( Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:19, archived)

Hi WW

have just done your Evil quiz (honestly) and got 86% - how the hell did you get 88? Miss not belive in God or World domination or was it the 1mill?

Are you bad?
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)

a sheep when i want roast lamb.

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:19, archived)

You are gay for lamb

( tfs bye, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)

+hoof

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)

An ADHD kid's teddy bear.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)

The ever growing dislike of you from most of /talk
isn't all that new

Noon all.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:15, archived)

What?
I honestly can't make head nor tail of this.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:15, archived)

I was just saying how glad I am that you're here
and how I wouldn't know what to do without you
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)

Well, we all know this.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:20, archived)

hello.
busy day?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:15, archived)

Really busy morning
has eased off now thankfully. That first pint 2 hours from now is going to be elixir.

How's tricks?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)

tricksy.
i plan to buy San Miguel on the way home. The combination of beer and curry will be wonderful after this week.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)

I want to cook a curry this weekend but don't think I'll get the chance
and next week I'm in York. And b3tans live in York?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)

One in particular does

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:29, archived)

How do.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:16, archived)

herro ferris

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)

save ferris!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)

Why do you build me up
Buttercup
Just to let me down?


/there's a link there in my head but might take too long to explain
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:20, archived)

Teen Wolf was an ace film.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:21, archived)

i love that version.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:25, archived)

hello

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:17, archived)

Hello Miss Moustachio
How goes the week?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)

Howdo Mr Beuller!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)

I thought you were off today?
And why am I being called Ferris?

Afternoon Mr Bolic anyway
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:20, archived)

he copied me

( sleepybinky, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:22, archived)

I did.
I figured it's the only way anybody is ever going to like me.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:24, archived)

It's not working

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)

I'm having a sit down and a cup of tea and a couple of ginner biscuits.
I've been demolishing stuff today. Using power tools and a cold chisel and a big manly hammer.

You erect yet?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:23, archived)

Sadly the only stiffness I have so far is in my back
which is still fucking hurting :(

What you been demolishing? I approve of your choice of manual labour biscuits.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:25, archived)

Some built-in wardrobes and some flooring.
The built-in wardrobes were a bit of a shock ... I was expecting your modern pansy chipboard and nancy screw construction but they were solid wood nailed directly into the brickwork. I'm 85% shagged out now.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:26, archived)

Hardcore
You'll be pleased to know they are making Bovril with beef again though. You know what to do soldier.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:30, archived)

'ning sir!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:19, archived)

Word up homie!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:24, archived)

Your tedious.
I don't like you.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 16:19, archived)