I fell asleep/passed out drunk
Giving my then fiance a blow job. No wonders he cancelled the wedding.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

very nice
but was it still a BJ
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

Blimey.
I hope he moved you - you would have had very odd dreams.

I know I did ;)
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

I might have to check up on this
but I don't think you have to give a blowjob at weddings.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

here comes the groom
just doesn't have that ring
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

The vicar gets all embarrassed

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

unless you're a choirboy
in which case it's pretty much routine
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)