If you put it in her mouth while she is asleep..
Is it still a blow job or are you just fucking her face?
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:40, archived)

See also:
If you refuse to pay a prostitute, is it still immoral?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)

I dunno,
isn't it...sort-of like shoplifting?
( Masaki, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

shirtlifting?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

rape in retrospect

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

It's sexual assault
AICMFP
( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)

she will wake up with assaulty taste in her mouth

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

pfffft!

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

Hooray!
You're on my "you're not a complete twat" list.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

Hehe.
I like you.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:50, archived)

I'd check the manual that came with the Real Doll.
I think it describes the exact definition in the appendix.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:41, archived)

I had its appendix taken out

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

Heheheheheheh....!

( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

How are you
good sir , havnt seen you in a while
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:46, archived)

I'm not too bad at all.
Tired but still going.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:47, archived)

change hands

( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:48, archived)

Good tip.
If I do say so myself.
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:51, archived)

I fell asleep/passed out drunk
Giving my then fiance a blow job. No wonders he cancelled the wedding.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:42, archived)

very nice
but was it still a BJ
( Damion International - now taking orders., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

Blimey.
I hope he moved you - you would have had very odd dreams.

I know I did ;)
( FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

I might have to check up on this
but I don't think you have to give a blowjob at weddings.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:43, archived)

here comes the groom
just doesn't have that ring
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

The vicar gets all embarrassed

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

unless you're a choirboy
in which case it's pretty much routine
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:45, archived)

I'd say it's just fucking her face.
Doesn't a blow job require active input from the person with a willy in his/her mouth?

If you put it in her batty hole when she's asleep, however, I think that does count as buggery. Because whilst there is a difference between 'blow job' and 'face-fucking', there is no appreciable difference between 'bumming' and 'bum-fucking'.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

Blowjob is when she's sucking, face fuck is what she stays still and you thrust.
We worked it out in the pub today.
( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:50, archived)

if she's not blowing
it's just a job
( spacefish bong!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:44, archived)

The latter
NO I DON'T FUCKING 'LIKE THIS' YOU CUNTS
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 23:49, archived)