I was shouting like fuck at the vending machine today.
IT STOLED MY MONEY AND WOULDN'T GIVE ME A DOUBLE DECKER

Even when I put more money in, it wouldn't let me have a double decker, and there was only one row for them!

In the end I had a lion bar.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)

I love a story with a happy ending

( FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)

It wasn't so happy
I just compromised.


I had to borrow moneys off people anyway.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

then complain to
www.ididntgetmydoubledecker.com
(Bastard, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

I need to find the man who lives in the boy's common room.
He has the key to the secret stockroom of snacks. I saw it once. It was magnificent.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)

then rape
him
(Bastard, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

It is , i've been there

( Damion International - now taking orders., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)

I once
climbed through the hole where the bin should be in the Somerfield staff room and discovered a room for the secret stash for the vending machines. I hid there and ate toffee crisps for 20 minutes.
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)

In all seriousness
you might complain to www.vendingmachine.com/tradestd/complaints%20uk.htm
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)

I must admit.
First time in a year or so.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)

You git.
Well disguised though.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)

*also fooled*

( LC! lyk omg, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)

It's these stories of truimph against overwelming odds that make life worth living
and gives the rest of us the hope that if we were in a similar situation we would rise up and do the very best we could.
( magnum, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)

vending machines need bricks
not coins. silly Cleo
( evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)