Celebrity disabilities
My friend and I are potatoshopping a celebrity spaz chess board which we're hoping to apply some chess engine or other to.

I've hung-overly started making a list of popular celebrity less-ables and I wondered if anyone would like to add any ideas?

The Elephant Man
Stephen Hawking
Guy with burnt face, can never remember the dude's name
Heather Mills
Gareth Gates
Christopher Reeve
Stevie Wonder
Michael J Fox
David Blunkett + dog

Tanks! May your hangover be blessed with bacon sandwiches and hair-of-the-dog.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)

LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT:
www.b3ta.com/talk/3618481
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)

you met SSG?

( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

He was a Scottish Piss-tramp.
He put on a long purple wig and exclaimed "I'm not being racist!".

He told me to "Stay cool... sleep in the fridge". Lu has a picture of him in the wig.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)

the good thing about SSG is
he's now a rampaging alcoholic
( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)

I'm sure that on some level or another, it's all my fault.
www.maverick-spirit.com/filmdetail.php?ProductID=202
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)

I'm thinking of trying to discover a new mental retardation
called Down on the farm's Syndrome
( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

Have you ever drawn a Down's?

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

*draws YOU*

ha ha ha ha

god, that was funny.


I think I may have done, but it wasn't successful particularly. It might be because they all look like I drew them to begin with.
( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)

What would be the ideal symptoms for your syndrome?
Aside from a wobbly head.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)

being a total cunt on the internet, but bewilderingly charming in real life.
I fear it may be widespread.
( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)

Jo Brand
Has Fatty Fat Fat Fat Syndrome
(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)

heeee
I likes!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)

I'd like to be as small as her :(

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

PANDERING IMMINENT

(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)

it's true
no pandering required
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

Jo Brand couldn't even fit on the internet.

(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)

I couldn't fit in her clothes
even though she wears them baggy
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)

However hard you try, JMG won't like you, you know.

*panders to JMG*
( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)

That makes me as sad as when I made Marcus' "Twat List"

(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

WHERE IS THIS LIST?
I'm bound to be on it.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

In his profile
b3ta.com/~Marcus%20de%20Sade
(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)

:(

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)

You obviously didn't hate him enough

(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)

I internalise a lot of it.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)

This has helped crystallise my ambition for the next week.

( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)

us internet fatties will never know his love.

( dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)

Simon Weston
Is the burny face man
( M o D, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)

That's the plastic-wossname!
Thanks
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)

Adam thingy,
the Australian comedian with a prosthetic leg.
( Comma, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)

that flid comedian

( CowJam, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)

Yeah, Jo Brand

(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)

all flids are comedians in their own way.
*points and laughs*
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

They never air my videos of them on You've Been Framed though

(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

J E R E M Y B E A D L E
and that one from Grange Hill that was in Extras
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

Richard Pryor

( Fronkle99, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

Jordan's baby.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

is it?!?!

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

Yeah, it's Ginger.

(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

Not her new one, the oldest one, who's blind and stuff.
The one whose Dad is Dwight Yorke.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

The other two will turn out as pseudomongs
just from having stupid parents.
( Comma, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)

Harvey
Little fucker's quite funny in many ways
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)

Peter's baby?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6716145
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)

That one ITV actor with Downs Syndrome who is in every ITV drama which features somebody with Down's syndrome
He's been in The Bill and Inspector Morse.

Fliddy McDown I think his name is.
(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)

Billy and Honeys Baby
From Eastenders,

(what do you mean nobody watches eastenders any more?)
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

Whoever that woman is from Sue Thomas F.B.Eye

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)

You mean that Deaf Detective?
"Sue, I gotta confess.. I murdered the kid"
"Pardon?"
"I said I murdered the kid"
"Two burgers with chips?"
"No I.. ah, fucking forget it."
(__, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)

I had a large explosive shit
down by the riverside
it spread both far and wide
it filled my heart with pride
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)

...
It gave the frogs something upon which they could... ride?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)

This movie has a retard sex scene, if that helps:
imdb.com/title/tt0123209/
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)

*fiddles*
*spluffs*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)

This one has a hardcore mong gang bang
The Idiots
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:46, archived)

Someone should make a video montage.

( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)

mongtage
*dies*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)

IRONSIDE

( CowJam, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)

the
dancing dreaded wheelchair man from the idents - Ade Adepitan or Francesca Martinez.
( moogy boobles, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)