you do know SSG is male right?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:29, archived)

Yes.
But I've been awake for the last 40+ hours and am about
to start crying as I know I've lost a bag of weed in my room, yet still force myself to look for it.
I need a hug. :(
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:33, archived)

i'm about to start crying because i know how useless and pointless existence is.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:33, archived)

It is
Yet somehow we carry on, deluding ourselves that tomorrow will be better. I see tomorrow before anyone else, and it's shit.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:35, archived)

Thanks for the heads-up.
I'll stay in bed, then
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)

May as well
Personally though I do have something to look forward to, even if work messed up my pay again. Oh for the trials and tribulations of youth.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)

Oh for the trials and tribulations of a proper adult life...

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)

Believe me fella
It's not worth it. Stick to being who you are and don't grow up for anyone. If you can manage your finances fine and hold down a job, you're sorted. Otherwise, be who you want to be and don't ever change.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)

spider is 24...
try and be a little MORE patronising.. :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)

I know he's 24
But like me I get the sense he's an overgrown teenager. Not meaning to be patronising incidentally. Really, not.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)

hmm
apply "overgrown teenager" to the average b3tan and the only people left standing are people like Comma, who are physically 16 and mentally about 34
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)

Can't a fella say something and not have it picked apart?
Well, see what you mean though.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)

:D
and no, in this place every word will be torn apart and analysed by cybernetic voles..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)

I get the feeling I'm gonna be the only fucker in the nursing home still smoking weed and listening to good rock music.
While everyone else does crochet or some other bollocks.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:46, archived)

As long as you're having fun
Who gives a fuck? Says a 40 year old colleague of mine. One of the coolest blokes I know.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)

fuck that.
my mate pete has just retired. he regularly goes to festivals, squat parties and the occiasional swingers party. fucker takes more drugs than me, and thats saying something.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)

i would hug you
but you are a mick :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:37, archived)

:/
Not helping the situation.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:38, archived)

dont suppose you are dual nationality?
*passes spliff*

its only cheap hash dude, all i could get at the time..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)

*Tokes gratefully*
Yeah, actually.
Northern da, southern ma.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:42, archived)

then i can hug a fellow british and not sully myself with the mick!
*hug*
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)

*Hugs back*
Although with the amount you drink a week you'red either half Irish or 3/4 polish.
:D
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:49, archived)

nah, i just had 2 very good teachers.
my grandad could sink a case (24 cans) of bitter over the course of a rugby match on TV.

i never once saw that man pissed..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)

*Stops gaping like a guppy*
That is impressive.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:54, archived)

he used to walk into his local and ask the barman for a shandy.
he got a pint of bitter with a double scotch in it..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)

Leg. End.
That is all.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 3:58, archived)