When I was wee
my first crush was on Aramis from Dogtanian and the Three Muskerhounds. I was 4. Not only a cartoon, but a cartoon dog. *despairs*
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:16, archived)

And a mere 8 years
later you were found lying naked in the kitchen, smeared with paté with the family dog...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)

Still is apparently
i was told bestiality is legal in Scotland....
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:20, archived)

Why do the Scots wear kilts?

Because sheep learnt what zips sound like.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)

Hahaha
New to me

*jots*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "hey, you, get off of my cloud"

A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:26, archived)

Ahahahahahaha
My friend Rory McLeod (from Aberdeen) is gonna beat you up when you get here..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:27, archived)

Remind me to tell
this one to him when it's vastly innappropriate. I'm like an abassador me :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:29, archived)

Lots of Ferrero Rocher?

( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:33, archived)

I say we breed the cnuts out
whos with me?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:24, archived)

Just imagine
in a few years
a load of posts
that look a bit like this
and link to BBC News stories
it will be
terrifying.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/frontpage/4435359.stm
(the Scots are breeding
what about
the Jews?)
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:26, archived)

*applause*
Witty sir, witty.
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:28, archived)

Hahaha
I loved that program (but not Juliet, she was a munter). Hang on, I was 5 when that was on tv, yet you are more than a year older than me. How can this be?
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)

It aired
for years, and was repeated once or twice. I had Dogtanian pyjamas and everything. i still have a copy on video somewhere...

/biggest fan
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:21, archived)

I thought I saw it when it was on its first run.
I remember our class gerbil at infant school was called Sandy after his horse and everything.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)

mmm, bestiality

( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:20, archived)

Jessica Rabbit
is an animal! You're no better than me..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:22, archived)

shes not an animal you crip!
Shes got Roger Rabbits last name!


*licks window*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

Pffffft!

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

Oh alright
Cadbury's rabbit was the one I was thinking of I think..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:28, archived)

No,
Jessica Rabbit was not an animal. But she was married to one.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

Im pissing on your face sir
i bet you can taste what ive been eating.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

Sugar Puffs
and asparagus by the smell of it.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:24, archived)

Ive always wondered why wee smells of sugar puffs
every so often...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/446123
edit: doh, course she wasn't a rabbit (but bugs bunny is, so the link stays)
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/446433
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:29, archived)

no
she was just married to a rabbit
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:24, archived)

Yeah yeah
see above..
( Dekazer, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 10:29, archived)