Maybe he's getting sued for being very, very shit?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

I'm also fat and online
There. I've said all your material. You can now fuck off out of this thread.

Yes, I'm also wobbling and taking the internet seriously. Great. Assume we've all rofled. Fuck off.
(__, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

GREATEST COMEBACK EVER!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

^
it even beats my comeback to you, from t'other week.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

i was being sarcastic.
OR WAS I?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

I assumed not
as it was a fantastic comeback.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

it wasn't really.
he just got upset on the internet :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

STOP FISHING FOR WOBBLES!
You are not going to get one from me (at least not this time :p)
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

i'm not fishing for wobbles!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Stop disagreeing, Sandy!
It'll end up being JMG's fault.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

: D
www.healthline.com/adamcontent/narcissistic-personality-disorder#signsandtests
( vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

It's true because it's written on the internet.
JMG lives with his Mum!!!!!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

Oh gawd
*slaps forehead*
( vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

The sky is blue, you know?

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

i just love jmg :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Well, that's understandable.
He is JMG, after all.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

It's anti-JMG.
It's therefore ROFL.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Meh, would have laughed if it was suiting for anyone other than yourself as well.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Of course!
*Rings the Bell*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

Is that the JMG-bell?

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

More of a bat signal.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

Today I applaud Cardiff, on the telly.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

You applauded a city.
That was quite an odd thing to do.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

I'm quite important.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Are you important offline?

( moohalaa, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Powering cities.
Powering cities.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

It's true.
I'm often asked to take breaks from lovely Newcastle and visit shit towns.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

Ambassador for doing good stuff.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)

*thundering tens*

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

*Tapdancing in your stream of emotional tears*
Somebody's upset, online.
Shouting at JMG FTW!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

surely Fritz's post already covers all of these points?
( vladimir, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

As it's my fault.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

He's like Jim Davidson's stand up material

(__, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Can somebody tell Friz it isn't me who's told on him?
:(

This is making me very upset, online.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

destined to always be better than anything you ever do?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

i can only assume that you are delighted with cardiff's performance today.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

I am
I for one want to see a WBA - Cardiff final. But I won't. I'll see a WBA - Portsmouth final.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

no, you'll see a cardiff barnsley final.
oddly, i've had money on that for about three months.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

Portsmouth. Win.
Runners up go into Europe. Win win.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

the runners up only get to go in
if the winners win something else as well.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

If the cup winners qualify for Europe through a league finish..
..the euro spot goes to 7th place in the league, not the cup runners up.
I believe.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

god it is too complicated for me.
i am glad that jmg is here to clarify things!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

that's the league cup
FA cup it goes to the runners up. Remeber Millwall a few years back?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

I think that's why they eventually changed the ruling.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

I'm thinking that myself.
A premiership club should not go to europe by this route this year
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)