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Prolapse
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

prolapsed fannies are like big bloody ballonns
They ming.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

Shiny red balloons?
*grins like a mong*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)

How do they cure it?
Stuff it all back in and use a staple gun?
( hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

You bastard, I nearly snorted beer there.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)

I should be a doctor.*
*100% fact of nature.
( hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

i thought it would be fanny glue distilled from the drippings

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

It's the best fat to make Yorskshire puddings from!

( hoifbjifbef, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

Thats what WHO recommend.
I use split pins at my Harley Street Clinic.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)

I've never looked at one

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

I've held one of those in as we ran with the woman on the trolley into theatre
she was very lucky to survive.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)

Don't tell me you weren't tempted to have a bit of a diddle

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

Pfft
It was one of the most terrifying times of my life and I had my whole hand within her.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

FISTING WIN!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

fisting in hospital.
I think i saw you do that on a video?

Were you using the name Bambi Rimjob?
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

Like Sue from Sooty and Sweep?

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)

She gave cracking handjobs.
Oh, wait...
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)

It's alright as long as she is naked.

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)

Now look
If you have pictures of this 'catastrophic' event you will become Queen Of The Internet
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)

That desperate to see a play
she deserved to die
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)

'Argh, me minge is all inside out!'

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

swelled up like a football

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)