b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 4820377 (Thread)

Well its not like a real life actual lady would touch him with a bargepole
Or even one on here, which is rather sad
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
Mush these words that I am typing right now into some form of joke about you having an internet girlfriend.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
Mush these words that I am typing right now into some form of joke about you not having any form of girlfriend, internet or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
How do you know that for sure?
Do you think I have to prove myself to the internet people?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
hmm
to be fair, if you cant pull a b3tan lass you really should join a monastery..

maybe he should go to gonzos house, i understand the aroma of old socks and the soundtrack to hollyoaks is an aphrodisiac to a certain type of lass
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
Are you saying we're all slappers?

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
I know I am
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
*squeezles*

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
Pfft
I had a brief look at flights from bristol to aberdeen with eastern airlines

I nearly died from shock at the price.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
well that's a load of arsehats then.

(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
Oh are we not meant to be?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
Perhaps you could give jmg a sympathy shag
Teach him what laying with a girl is actually like. Best make sure he brings his inhaler though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
not all of you,.
but the ones that are are really fucking up the statistics :D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
I need to compile a list of lady b3tans that haven't been involved with male b3tans
I'm sure I'm not the only one
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
i can think of five or 6 regulars that i know have had more than one each....

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
Greedy. GREEDY.

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)
I haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)
It's you and me against the internet, Limey

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
I haven't either

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)
Well you've only been here 5 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)
*clings to you*

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)
I've only had the one
and he'll remain the only one, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Nile, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)