are you new here?
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:00, archived)

WHAT?
You Smell
( Mrs.Sp@m, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:01, archived)

I was being silly
I also think it is particularly horrible and ouchy...sorry Sammi
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

I'm a member of the Old School.
I should really be making the rules.
First rule. Everyone must tell Vladimir that he smells.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

pffft
lurktastic
( WormuIus, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

You smell.

( Newington, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:02, archived)

*bark*
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

you smell

( Damion International - now taking orders., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

You smell.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

YES! DISCIPLES!
YES! YES! AND AGAIN, YES!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

Don't get too excited.
You smell too.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

I know.
:(
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

Smell you.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 13 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

I'm pretty sure your odour is unpleasant
however it may just be an odour, either way, it is strong enough for me to mention it.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

You're too nice ;)
afternoon.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

good afternoon.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

You smell
and your mum's a whore.

/personal touch blog
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:04, archived)

we'll have less of that creativity, please. Stick to the Rnuk-rules.
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

More insolence.
You shall be horsewhipped, just as soon as I've constructed a brig of some kind.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

*puts down handsaw*
S'ready.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:07, archived)

Sweet.
You are now GrandmaOfShoes The Carpenter. You will be in charge of building things of GREAT MAGNITUDE AND VENGEANCE.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:08, archived)

*builds proletarian-launcher*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

:-D
Oh no!
*checks naval employment contract for employee rights*
*realises there aren't any*
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

Good work.
You shall be my second in command. I shall call you The Number 2.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:06, archived)

I smell.
_you
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:05, archived)

How does he smell?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

However I tell him to smell.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:09, archived)

well come on then!
of what do you wish me to smell?
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:10, archived)

As your number two,
may I suggest the aroma of baked on sweat and poop-poop?
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:11, archived)

isn't that one of the ship's decks?
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:12, archived)

not in this case,
poopy knickers.
( hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:14, archived)

Damn.
I've been turned into the Baldrick of /talk.
( vladimir, Tue 13 May 2008, 13:16, archived)