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A horse walks into a bar
the barman says "Why the long face?"
The horse says "I've got horse cancer"
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
But a horse wouldn't call it "horse cancer."
That's like you saying you have "human AIDS."
And horses can't talk because they're stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
That one off Sex & the City seems to manage.

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
I wish she'd stop bringing her husband here to kill people.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
LOLTHAT HAPPENED 21 YEARS AGO LOL!
I love your topical humour sir, ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
It was only a couple of years back.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
are we talking SJP ?
I dont see how people think she is attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
They don't.
All her fans are women, who look at her and think "Wow, she gets away with being a celebrity even though she hasn't had a decent gig since Mr Ed, maybe I too could be a star."
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
A Sarah Jessia Parker walks into a bar
the barman says "Why the long face?"
Sarah Jessica Parker says nothing.

She's too busy clopping her hooves, trying to work out how much change she's got to get a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
FWORRR
she's hot.
(empty_personality, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
She has a face like a foot

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
I have a foot fetish

(empty_personality, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)