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Good evening b3tans
I've just got home from work, where there is an infuriating lack of internets.

What've I missed on the internet today?
(Psycho Eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
Whale in the Thames?

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)
Everybody's racist

(__, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
You know when you were a baby and you kept whining on and on and on and on
and eventually your mummy took away all your dolls and made you sit in the corner sucking your diminutive pink thumb?

How about we try that again now?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
Have I missed a wobble, Shambles?

(Psycho Eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:07, archived)
I would imagine so. It is b3ta.
I was more referring to this little tit's one man tedio-meme
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
6

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:55, archived)
I always miss the good ones
They are what keeps me here and I miss the damn things.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
I dont think Shambles likes the song I made him :(

(__, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
I have heard your songs before, so I am not surprised
One thing you are not is a singer.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
What song?
I just want you to drop the immensely dull 'lol racist' meme. It's really not one of those things that gets funnier just by being repeated.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)
You mean like, what if the moderators of this site instituted some kind of "Naughty...Step"?

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:07, archived)
Can I be told what Syncubus did?

(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)
Syncubus is not a racist. He takes the piss out of the n-word.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
you should do the same trick with the word "kaffir"
that would be hilarious and ironic wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)
No, I hate that word even more than the n-word.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
how about if I take the piss out of the word "kaffir" by saying things like
*giggles*
I'm eating fried chicken and watermelon.

/kaffir blog

would that be ok? or would you find that offensive?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)
Like he says, he's taking the piss out of people who keep on at him about it.
He's the least racist person I have ever met.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
but he hasn't said that
he could end up offending people, especially kaffirs
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
PLEASE STOP THAT

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
I'M TAKING THE PISS OUT OF PEOPLE WHO GET ANGRY AT ME FOR SAYING THE WORD "KAFFIRS"
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR PROBLEM

IT'S OK FOR SYNCUBUS TO DO THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
Well I know him and he's not racist.
So, say what you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
maybe you're right
maybe Syncubus really does love kaffirs
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:34, archived)
Grow up Gilgy! Really!

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:36, archived)
I'm saying "kaffirs" ironically
like Syncubus does

when he talks about "niggers"
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:39, archived)
Yes, I get it. Thank you.
Moving along.
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)
YOU ARE MAD AT SYNCUBUS FOR DOING THE EXACT SAME THING YOU ARE DOING NOW
OUTRAGE PARADOX.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:46, archived)
It seems to be racist Monday

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
You've missed this:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/also_in_the_news/7493256.stm

Apparently, programme schedulers were told to put something on that featured Hookers playing with odd shaped balls...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
The expression on their faces in the picture is, well, a picture.
:D
(allergic to curry, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
I like how they tied the picture with the tagline
those rugby players do look a bit shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)
penis apparently

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)
I've missed a penis?
Was it particuarly impressive?
(Psycho Eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
It was orange and talking to two women

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
Sickrik?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
That's the one!
Although he was more of a reddy-orange now due to sunburn.
(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:01, archived)
I read that as
"Maddie Orange"

which made me sick in my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)
I want your tits in my mouth.
But you to be in another country.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)
Really good LOL
Would buy again.
(allergic to curry, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)
I now have a job interview on Wednesday.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)
Good luck!

(Psycho Eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
Good Luck.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:05, archived)
Bon chance!

(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
Not much at all.

(I helped save b3ta! postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
I'm seeing Steve Coogan in November.
www.bic.co.uk/events/Event_Details.asp?event=4422

:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:05, archived)
I've been looking at semi automatic weapons.
Specifically: guns.
I want to go to a shooting range.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:09, archived)
guns are so last season
you want a knife
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)
I want brass knuckles too.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
go private
the NHS waiting list is 6 months
(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
woop woop

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)