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I was planning on popping into /talk and making a cock of myself
Sadly I have been beaten to it.

How many cocks can you take of an evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)
One in each orifice

(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
how much?
*gets out wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
Well, I'm single now
So, I'm anyone's.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

any no
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
Oh yes
That's right. I'm not single.

Good strikethrough there.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
panders.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
rackoons.

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
My current record is five.
P.S. this is a lie, in real life I've never managed more than two at once.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
COCKERY BOOK

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)
Just the one, Mrs Wembley!

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
haha, that takes me back

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
always room for one more, darling

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
room for one more on top

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
I prefer chickens.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
I'm sad
Isaac Hayes RIP

Shaft was a theme tune to my late teens.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
The crazy scientologist guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
Yes
but I ignored that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)
where is ur
L Ron now?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
did he die today?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7552986.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
the film shaft (the remake) is on tv this evening
coincidence or tribute? I nearly watched it but remakes are almost always crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
I was out so I didn't know it was on
I'd have watched it otherwise.

Anyway, goodnight, I've had enough for today.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
It has samuel l jackson in the starring role.
He looks quite the business.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
*hilarious gay innuendo or something*

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)
*mildly hilarious strikethrough*

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
*mentioning of clicking for the popular page*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
*does so, just because you mentioned said page*

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
*mention of how shit the page is*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
*everyone clicking on previous message*

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
*editing of post bemoaning that every one is fucking obvious*

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
The popular page is shit and 'shit' is the only adjective I know :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
My vocabulary is dull and shit and dull and shit and dull and shit. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
If that doesn't get on there, b3ta has failed.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
Everything about b3ta is shit, I hate it and I'm leaving forever and ever.
Look at me, I'm LEAVING! FOREVER!!! I'm GOING!!!!!

See you next thread.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
Did you hear about Woodside, he flounced big time.
I'll bet he ego spazzes his name to see who was talking about him.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
I'm sure that will end up on there
because it's really funny and all that, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
Do you enjoy your job manually sorting through shit at the sewage works?
No, these days I'm just going through the motions.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
Not so many,
you homosexuals make me sick.
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
over active gag when it hits the back of your throat?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
Yeah,
people keep telling me i'll defeat the gag reflex eventually but it feels like i've been trying for ages :(
(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
I have a wheelbarrow especially

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)
*bites lip*
*hands over Golden Cock award*
*eyes well up*

Take it, gluey. Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
sorry, I had a really big breakfast and there just isn't room up there
and it would ruin the lustre
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
oh, they make awards of
...this nature wipe clean anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
That depends, how much do you want for me to take them off your hands?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)
the going rate is 11p

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
I'll give you a pound for ten.

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
One from the top and any other five please, Carol

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)
I'll have two from the top and a handful of bottom please

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

ful of up the
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
One for the money, two for the show

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
what do I get for 11p?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
Ten kit-kats and a motoring atlas

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)