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You put a cd on.
If it was a random song that popped up, I could understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:33, archived)
I'm going through all my albums to listen to them
I've just entered the "B" section.

It makes me determine which album I'll never listen to ever again ever.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:36, archived)
I'd like to burn a copy
if you could lend it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:37, archived)
You'd like to burn Natasha Bedingfield?

(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
I was thinking about setting her CDs alight,
but I guess going to the source of the problem would be sensible, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
Why the fuck did you ever buy it?

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:38, archived)
too woo the wimmin

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
It was £3, and I liked one of her songs
I thought "Maybe the songs she hasn't released will be like that, instead of the shitty poppy crap which makes no sense"

Turns out, it was the latter.

There's a horrid song on there called "I'm a Bomb" which has a horrible rhyming structure to it. It's like a five year old wrote it.
(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
"I'm a Bomb" by Natasha Bedingfield, aged 3 and a half
Yeah, yeah, woah, wo wo

Taxi ride, going down town
Me and my girls, going out
counting down to detonation
10 to zero, mushroom cloud

I'm a bomb, can you hear me tick?
Beware if you turn me on
There is no safety switch
I'm a bomb use only steady hands
To mess with me
You must be a brave man
(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:43, archived)
And, here is Bizarre from D12's rapping solo from one her songs:
Affectin' the world
Yeah, ah, D12
Bizzare the big kid that raps
A thousand kids with shower caps
How you like that
(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:45, archived)
tha's pretty dope
or fly

or nang

or something
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
I'm starting to think that all lyrics are shit

(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
Does it make you blue,
da ba dee?
(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
It does.

(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
That's wack as hell lolol
Seriously, that Bomb song makes me cringe, and I'm only reading it.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
I negate that problem by having an awesome taste in music.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:40, archived)
I bet you've got at least one shit band in your music collection

(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:41, archived)
What if I like all the bands in my music collection?
Shit bands are a matter of opinion and in my opinion, I don't have any shit bands in my collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:47, archived)
I'M GONNA CATCH YOU WITH MY MOUTH

(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
no chance
there's always an ill advised cd bought on a reconmendation or because you loved a single and it turned out that the album was shite

no one is flawless
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:50, archived)
My point

(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
it's like saying you've never failed to bring a partner to orgasm
or said something you shouldn't when drunk
or the kids wanted it the whores

just doesn't happen
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
I always take these CDs back
and it always goes:

"hi , can i retun this please"

"yeah sure, what's wrong with it?"

"it's rubbish"

"er.. that's not really a good enough reason to return something, you've opened it"

"it's fucking rubbish, can i have my money back please"

"er, yeah, I guess so"
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:54, archived)
EVEN SO
there is at least one record in every single persons collection that they feel slightly ashamed of owning
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
Oh, I've bought my fair share of right shit in my time.
Especially as a teen. I have just learned that you don't necessarily have to keep it.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
Aqua - Aquarium

(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
jack off jill- sexless demons and scars

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
Antony and the Johnsons - I Am a Bird Now
Thinking at first "Ooh, how EXPERIMENTAL"

Now I think it's 30 minutes of whining shit
(I helped save b3ta! __, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
Argh, fuck that cross-dressing warbling fat shit.
I don't know how he ever got on Jools Holland. I wonder if he regrets getting certain people on his show.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
I honestly can't think of any that fit that description off the top of my head.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:55, archived)
there is no single or album bought in the heady adolescent days of trying desperatly to look cool and fit in that, really, deep down, you just think
what was i thinking?
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)
I regret ever being 15
That was a shit year for music
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
There may have been, however
My cd collection from back then got robbed in 2001. I've spent the last 7 years building my current collection and have forgotten all of the old one.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
I'll bet £5 it's the complete works of EMF.

(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:48, archived)
Unbelievable.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)
OH!
Everyone owns that CD. Everyone. And it's all shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
Not me.
I have more financial sense than to throw money away on shite like them.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:58, archived)
Bohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:53, archived)
I don't think you're fit to judge music any more

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 0:51, archived)