Rathen for Prime Minister!
*waves flag*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)

Hey, you. Less of that.
Can someone please get hold of either Patrick Stewart or Adam West and have one of them record this into a sound file for my door bell?

www.b3ta.com/talk/5363008

Ta.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)

Christopher Lee FTW.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)

Good choice.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)

It'll never happen.
Not unless they extend the franchise to people who are twelve, gay and autism.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)

Haha,
he's not having a good day is he.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)

am i not?

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

Well, online, anway.
I've no idea what kind of day you're having otherwise.
( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)

i dunno
I've had someone tell me that I am a loser because I posted a link. That doesn't really count as a bad day let's be honest.
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)

You'd be surprised how many people would burst into inconsolable tears at such a thing.

( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)

most of them post here

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)

I don't see them, most of them spend all their time flailing their fists impotently at JMG.

( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)

he's just a good rage catcher
the perpetually unemployed love having SOMEONE to rage at

I'm just glad it's not me. It would get tiresome.
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)

The constant shouting down does become tedious after a while.

( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)

now, now
let's not tell fibs. I told you that you were a cunt and had the mental age of a toddler because you posted a massively NSFW link disguised as advice on broadband providers.

the word loser wasn't mentioned at all. would you like it to be?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)

now, now
I wasn't even talking about you
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)

ah, my mistake
I didn't see Bud's last post.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)

What i want to know is why did he bring it up again when he lost so badly last time?

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)

i am a glutton for internet punishment
or whatever nonsense you subscribe to
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)

Who are you trying to annoy?
Let's simplify wobbling by the naming of names.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)

Under a JMG government ye could save BILLIONS by bringing efficiencies to the field of wobbling.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

I'm prepared to ACCEPT the role as LEADER of the country.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)

Of course I can't be seen to influence the politics of a neighbouring state.
But seriously folks, under a JMG government ye won't be getting the shite bombed out of you by us.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)

There'll also be thumping of that little table in Parliament.
Maybe even a punch up. Every Wednesday afternoon.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)

Prescott could do the commentary on the Beeb.
I'd watch that.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)

I just had to explain to someone why the birds have blue poo at the moment

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)

CURSE YOU FASHION INDUSTRY

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

I hope the word "cancer" was in there somewhere.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

No, but I went on to explain the flamingo

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)

I approve of this view.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)

More importantly
Possibly some new Red Dwarf...yay!
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

No no no.
No no no.

No.

I don't even like it that much but still, no.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)

It didn't really have a proper send off did it?
So it *could* be a good way to do that...or it could fail utterly miserably. Time will tell...
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)

The only good thing about the last couple of series was tight red leather trousers.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)

The spaceship is a giant crack pipe

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)

There are already one-and-a-half too many series of Red Dwarf.

( Zuowan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)

Whoever is Prime Minister will make fuck all difference
In a federal Europe.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)

I suggest a program where we make some fuck off boats,
and drag this Island (leaving Ireland and those gays) somewhere else... preferably with worse football teams so we can compete in their world cup qualifiers.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)

Wouldn't make much difference really
Still go out to Germany in the later rounds.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)

There would at least be later rounds.

( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)

that'd be rubbish
the outrage that would happen when i abolish the dole and make non-ill workshy retards forage in bins would outweigh all the prime minister sex I'd get
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)

Will I still get to watch Jeremy Kyle?

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)

He will be on 24/7 to remind us how shit this nation was before Rathen.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)

I'd prefer it if he was on 24, going about telling international terrorists how SHIT and DOLE they are
until they all give up and go and work in BHS.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)

YOU ARE A POOR EXCUSE FOR A TERRORIST, I WOULD BE ASHAMED TO BE YOU, NOW GET OFF MY STAGE

( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:33, archived)

YOU CALL YOURSELF A RESPONSIBLE TERRORIST,
EVEN THOUGH WHILE YOU'RE OUT DESTROYING MAJOR LANDMARKS YOU'VE LEFT THE KIDDIES AT HOME WITH THE IRON ON?! SCUM!
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)

Yeah sure why not

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)

I'll have to record it
I've got a job
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:35, archived)

I thought you did.
I would give you extra money for having a job.
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:36, archived)

I earn enough
but thanks for the offer
( Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)