No football, cake.
I'm going to make this...

www.tesco.com/Superstore/recipes/p/i/recipes/1288.jpg

It's not going to look like that.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)

if it doesn't
grab about 3 big bars of chocolate to melt- if it looks like shit just cover it in melted chocolate and refrigerate. Then nobody'll be the wiser.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)

Exactly. I'm not even going to be eating it, my sister's supposed to be bringing desset
to a dinner party but she can't cook so, like a mug, I said I'd whip something up.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

Your sister needs to appreciate her luck, I think.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)

I think so too. She won't though.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)

This upsets me, offline.
Speaking as a half-only child I'd have loved a big sister, even a shit one. But she's got a nice one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)

She's alright sometimes. She's a very typical youngest child though.
Even though she's only youngest by two minutes because she's a twin.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)

I suppose when you're all old
you'll be able to make her blush with stories of her more idiotic times. I'll just have to do that to my children.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)

Good luck with this game.
*Five*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)

Brown Pig Nose with fruit coming out it's snotty nostrils?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)

No it's a pigcock cigar with herpes

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

There's always one that has to go too far.
You've soiled the Donkey name! Go to your room and think about what you've done. Wait til your father gets home.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)

Hides in shame
arw
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)

It looks like meatloaf

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)

It'll be gone when the morning comes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

that looks marvelous.
I baked a lovely cake the other day. There was 500g of chocolate within its sponge, filling and sauce.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:32, archived)

Have you changed the spelling of your name?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)

yes to correct it.
As I am a spelling fail.

See also: www.b3ta.com/board/8685303
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)

Nothing wrong with whiskey.
Or whisky.
They both get the Dr Preference seal of approval.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)

I made a cake
It was a carrot cake with 175g of cream cheese icing.
( wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)

Until 4 days ago I would never have touched carrot cake.
But I'm ok with it now.
(WhiskyForAll! b3ta isn't the place to bully people., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)

good for you
I never liked it then realised it doesn't count as a vegetable.
( wupwupwup wupwupwup, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)