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I'm having a diet coke because I'M FAT :)
What are you having, fatty?
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
What you need is a cup of tea and a nice sit down, until you're feeling calm and rational.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
I'm going to put every single member of b3ta on ignore
and only have the new members each week for company.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
That's madness I say,
MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
a hissy fit, online

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
I knew that Bou was your comedy login, you bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
where is Bou bees in our hour of need?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
You should know.
buuuuurrrnnn
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
I don't know, don't look at me.
I thought Enigmatic was Bou Bees.

I was Syncupoof.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
oh for fuck's sake

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
your mum

(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
A pizza with extra oil,
because I'M SKINNY.
You scraggy french-polished moose wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
I'm having a moment posting completely inappropriate photographs on a talk board because I'm SYNCUBUS.
Misery, bile and vitriol mostly.
Did I ever tell you I'm a priest?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
A laugh at your expense

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
This is MOST EXCELLENT.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
a fat coke
and some fruit pastilles because they're fucking tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
DIET COKE = LESS SUGAR NOT LESS FAT
YOU FUCKING RETARDED WHALE.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
sugar still makes you fat though.
it's calories, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
No, that's not how it works.
although it's true people with a higher calorie intake are generally fatter.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)
Yes it is.
I don't know how you think the body works, but it uses energy, and calories are a unit of energy.
Excess sugar is converted into fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
yes it is
a calorie is a calorie. It doesn't matter what foodstuff it used to be, the body stores the extra ones as fat whether they were fat or sugar or carbs before.
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
No. The body typically adjusts itself to the amount of calories you take in,
if you eat more sugar, your metabolism increases and vice versa.

it's only the levels of fats and proteins that lead to increases or decreases in mass over a long period
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
You're wronger than I've ever known you be.
www.newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/mole00/mole00027.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
There's no fat in coke you MONG.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)
Did I ever suggest there was you fucking Blue Whale?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)
So what has that got to do with it?
Wierdo
(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
Firstly, "weirdo"
secondly, diet coke won't help you lose weight and tastes worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
WELL I LIKE IT FATSO

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
I'm not fat

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
I put the wrong danny devito film in
so I'm watching Get Shorty instead of Throw Momma From The Train
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
Did you manage to get lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
NO
I'm having a big curry to ensure I don't starve
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
Today I've had a bread roll
I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
I'm half way through my 4ltrs of Robinsons.
I think it's taken me about 3 weeks so far, but less when you consider that it's at my mums and I live most of the time at home.

I wonder how much drink 4ltrs of robinsons makes.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
If it's 1 part robinsons to 4 parts water, 20 litres of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
It also usually tells you on the bottle how many drinks it makes

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
Yes but this way gonzo finds out without having to go to his mum's to see

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
WHAT THE CHRIST IS THIS? /MATH?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
No, it's
/maths.

Squared.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
That seems a bit strong to me.
I reckon about 1 part to 6.

I just wanted to show off how much I love Robbinsons.

There are massive disadvantages to buying such big amounts though; that you can't change flavours every couple of days.

I like Red and Orange flavoured ones, I don't care what flavour, because if it's eaither red or orange, it'll be a nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)
A sultana.

(I helped save b3ta! Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)