I predict a Fryatt, I predict a Fryatt!

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

Fucking hell
what's going on here tonight?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

you've been here 4 years and you've never seen an attention-seeker in the wild?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

its either this or midget discos

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

or you could, y'know, maybe shut up for a while, that's always an option

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

This is never an option.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

NEVAR

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

I know which I prefer

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

*discos*

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

*joins in*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

It's much shitter than usual.

( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

Just preparing for Leicester's epic return to the Championship.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

I predict a pogrom

( SuperMatt, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

What the fuck are you on about you hairy stinking mongchild?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

My old man said be a forest fan.
I said fuck you, bollocks you're a cunt.
'ave a banana.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

I predict a shit threadrush.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

I don't want to get married anymore

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

you mean
you want a divorce?
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

In my country, you and I are legally married

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

Since when?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

since you asked the men of my village for a husband

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Oh Lord.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

I have to go to work in 7 hours.

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

*cough*

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)

Rape, fannies and AIDS!

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

I know the brother of that bloke

( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

touch him from me.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

and tell him his brother is a fat bastard.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

don't tell him that bit.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

heh
hes a bit porky himself

although that's to be expected since he eats nothing but cigarettes and red bull
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

Fatty Fryatt, as he is known.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

scarlett johanson should never have covered tom waits
jesus fuck
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)

seriously, FUCK

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:04, archived)

WHAT?!
with added THE FUCK???
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)

www.strangerdance.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/03-anywhere-i-lay-my-head.mp3
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

BUT ITS TERRIBLE DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)

tell me this isn't happening

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:07, archived)

shes done a whole fucking album frank
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anywhere_I_Lay_My_Head
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

what? no Telephone Call From Istanbul?
I'm not having that. Not until she gives me a soapy titwank anyway.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

Haven't you heard?
If you are famous, you are automatically talented in any area you want
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

I'm talented
Does this mean I can't be famous?
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

Don't lie.
And no.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

gay
edit: oh ffs I wasted my 19500th post.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

i'm still waiting for Jason Statham Drum and Bass Xtravagonza to be released

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

Oh god this is terrible, why did no-one warn me?

( well, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

That makes me want to kill myself multiple times over.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:08, archived)

I think this is BRILLIANT.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)

this from a man who uses music as a form of self-flagellation

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

You would.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

I'm being ironic and clever - if I said I think it's rubbish, I'd be agreeing with b3tans. UGH.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5362361
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

Except it's not shit, because I said it and I'm right about everything.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)

Online.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

THIS is brilliant
www.speedofdark-web.com/speedofdark/2008/July/TW_09-Anywhere-I-Lay-My-Head.mp3
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)

Is that Bobcat Goldthwait?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:12, archived)

a thing of beauty is a joy forever

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)

The other one is better
this one sounds like the guy from Police Academy
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)

Bobcat Goldthwait.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)

Aah.
Yes.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)

I haven't listened but I'm going to reply anyway
OMG this is ghey.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

This gave me cancer

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:10, archived)

Now I like shite,
but this is fekkin shoite!
( robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)