can you do half murders?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)

I'm not really into ABH or GBH either.
I'm quite old-fashioned when it comes to sexual violence.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)

Lances and morning-stars?

( Newington, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:29, archived)

Ding dong!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)

Sexual violence is ace
Tie her up, jump on, punch her in the face and tell her she is not as good a shag as her mother - then try and hang on.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:34, archived)

like buckaroo?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:35, archived)

I didn't think of the spanging shovel
nice touch!
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:36, archived)

well i was thinking more like, when you do them doggy style then slide a finge in thier ass
then hold on as they thrash about the room in shock
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:37, archived)

that's just foreplay in our house

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:38, archived)

foreplay in my house is just taking off clothes and warming the hands

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

Your use of "when you do them" suggests that this has actually happened to you outside your infantile imagination.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:39, archived)

sadly not, im not that much of a thug,
sadly, im quite shy of it all
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:40, archived)

Would you like a chocolate finger, sir?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

is a setup for a dirty sanchez

( turb0t, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

Mind you, if it is a donkey he is talking about, it is not exactly making love.

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

I love how tight it's arse gets when you punch it in the back of the bollocks.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:41, archived)

then it kicks you in the balls as well

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:43, archived)

Wouldn't you be more comfortable over on QOTW with all the other sexually inadequate liars?
/ac
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:42, archived)

I can't work out who you are replying to down here

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)

im just saying what ive heard from the guys i plyed rugby with

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:44, archived)

This Weeks QOTW: Bridges
I love bridges. I saw the Brooklyn Bridge last year and thought it looked great. What bridges have you seen?

i fignered 5 girls under the brdige in our local parc. at the same time.
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I used to love watching the boats from the bridges. I used to watch them with my boyfriend, but I'm single now.
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( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:45, archived)

Pfft
Not naming any names, of course
( Halkyardo isn't quite sure, on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

haha *clicks*

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:47, archived)

pfft

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:48, archived)

fantastic!
So wheres the single girl?

;P
( sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)