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My shoesize is I_Was_Mordred is a fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
I'm so glad
I've made your evening. Bet it feels great to call a complete stranger a fucking cunt, doesn't it ? Makes up for the lonely days slaving under a boss who makes you feel inadequate, looking at what your peers have done with envy, wondering why you didn't get that girl or drive that car or have that holiday.

Keep calling me a cunt all night, why don't you ? If it makes you feel better,that's fine by me.
(I helped save b3ta! I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
You seem like a nice person
but mike woz ere is a bully, and he beats me up after school so I have to say you're a cunt too.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
Oh no
It's the internet!
And it's furious!

(I wouldn't take any of this abuse seriously by the way, just remember the names, get to know everyone, then strike when they are least expecting it, go to a bash and pull their girlfriend or something.)
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
I bet we all pronounce your username wrong
and only I_was_Mordred pronounces it correctly
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
It's pronounced "Last Night A DJ Killed My Dog"
Listen and learn.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
*listens and learns*
that is quite groovetastic. is it by the flat eric guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
I bet he can't even pronounce
"Annsain cuireadh na gunnaí móra agus na h-innil cogaidh i dtreo agus i n-ordú a ngluaiseachta". The pronunciation idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
I can, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
What does it mean?
I just copied it verbatim from Flann O'Brien.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
Who knows? It's not a real language.
Even the famine wogs don't know really. It's just the poteen talking. Like Welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
Something about big guns, putting them somewhere. I think it's Connaught Irish, it's slightly different to the Irish I learned.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
But Brayndedd isn't posting tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
NEAR THE TOP.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
hello! I just got here! and you're a fucking cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
He's not a cunt,
he's a very intelligent boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
Yes he is! He interchanges 'you' and 'yourself' like people on Trisha do
when they're trying to sound posh.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
Do you want some cheese with that whine?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
To be the voice of sense here
you massively over-reacted to being called a cunt, and now you are acting like a complete cunt. All you're doing is justifying him further. Which is exactly the kind of thing a stupid fucking cunt would do.


You stupid fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
The only sense I want is Nonce Sense

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
Honestly
I don't think it was an over-reaction. I'm not crying into my wine, or anything.

Just amused at how the initial response to a newbie is "cunt" or "your mum".
(I helped save b3ta! I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
You're a cunt, and he's called you on it.
Now do shut up and take your lumps like a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
Well it's not fucking funny you fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
whereas your responses
are the best thing since Oscar Wilde, aren't they ? Fair had me crying with laughter, didn't they. Not.
(I helped save b3ta! I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
oh you cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
The initial response was 'piss off', and it was in response to your post which stated that
you expected to get flamed. You're a cunt and so is your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
RAH RAH RAH
I bet you're short, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
Is there something wrong with short people, dear?
*puts everything on the high up shelves*
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
No, but short men seem to be angry at the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
sorry to disappoint you
again, but not only am I not single, but I'm 6 foot 2. Really.

So, that's tall *and* (oh, sorry, should have used italics there) sexually fulfilled.
(I helped save b3ta! I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
YEAH, WELL
YOU'RE PROBABLY A CUNT OR SOMETHING

A FUCKING CUNT

YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
Are you seriously trying to look impressive by displaying a knowledge of one of the most basic HTML tags on the internet?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
it's not that tall really.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
Oh, you just act like a poison dwarf, then. I see.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
What a fucking cunt.
I'm bookmarking this under the folder "Success stories"
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
There should be a TV show called "You've Been Trolled"
where you get £250 for your links.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
except nobody would give the blindest bit of a rat, you cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
you're so great!
i want to be like you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
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(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
Can you stay?
You're fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
no
can't stay for too much longer, you'll be glad to hear...thanks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
go on, fuck off back to your mums bed,
which is where you sleep, in your mums bed, with your mum. haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
Oh please, you're the most ridiculous twat I've seen in absolutely ages,
and you're making yourself look like a complete and utter bell-end by trying to prove you're great. Online.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
No, I know I'm not great.
and frankly I couldn't give a monkey's whether you think I'm a bell-end or not...
(I helped save b3ta! I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
YOUR DAD SMELLS

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
another candidate
for "wit of the year".

Better get to bed now, hadn't you - school tomorrow.

If you're going to flame someone, at least try and *act* like an adult over it. Saying "your Mum / Dad" just makes me picture a 13 year old trying hard not to type too loudly in case the grown-ups hear...
(I helped save b3ta! I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
YOUR MUM HAS A MASSIVE MINGE.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
YOUR DAD IS RUBBISH AND UGLY

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
Happy b3taday, by the way!

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
Well the next time you're not bothered by something,
be sure to let me know.
You're great, it just keeps coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
I LIKE THIS
YOU FUCKING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
It's a very popular size, apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)