Any bond fans?
Misprint or deal of the century?

www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/6535061/James-Bond-Complete-Collection-Box-Set/Product.html?P36=A8TU2M

If you're not interested in Bond, what shoe size are you?
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

My shoesize is I_Was_Mordred is a fucking cunt.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

I'm so glad
I've made your evening. Bet it feels great to call a complete stranger a fucking cunt, doesn't it ? Makes up for the lonely days slaving under a boss who makes you feel inadequate, looking at what your peers have done with envy, wondering why you didn't get that girl or drive that car or have that holiday.

Keep calling me a cunt all night, why don't you ? If it makes you feel better,that's fine by me.
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

You seem like a nice person
but mike woz ere is a bully, and he beats me up after school so I have to say you're a cunt too.
( moohalaa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

Oh no
It's the internet!
And it's furious!

(I wouldn't take any of this abuse seriously by the way, just remember the names, get to know everyone, then strike when they are least expecting it, go to a bash and pull their girlfriend or something.)
( Zuowan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

I bet we all pronounce your username wrong
and only I_was_Mordred pronounces it correctly
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

It's pronounced "Last Night A DJ Killed My Dog"
Listen and learn.
( Zuowan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

*listens and learns*
that is quite groovetastic. is it by the flat eric guy?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

I bet he can't even pronounce
"Annsain cuireadh na gunnaí móra agus na h-innil cogaidh i dtreo agus i n-ordú a ngluaiseachta". The pronunciation idiot.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

I can, though.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

What does it mean?
I just copied it verbatim from Flann O'Brien.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

Who knows? It's not a real language.
Even the famine wogs don't know really. It's just the poteen talking. Like Welsh.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

Something about big guns, putting them somewhere. I think it's Connaught Irish, it's slightly different to the Irish I learned.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

But Brayndedd isn't posting tonight.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

NEAR THE TOP.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

hello! I just got here! and you're a fucking cunt!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

He's not a cunt,
he's a very intelligent boy.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

Yes he is! He interchanges 'you' and 'yourself' like people on Trisha do
when they're trying to sound posh.
( Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

Do you want some cheese with that whine?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

To be the voice of sense here
you massively over-reacted to being called a cunt, and now you are acting like a complete cunt. All you're doing is justifying him further. Which is exactly the kind of thing a stupid fucking cunt would do.


You stupid fucking cunt.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

The only sense I want is Nonce Sense

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

Honestly
I don't think it was an over-reaction. I'm not crying into my wine, or anything.

Just amused at how the initial response to a newbie is "cunt" or "your mum".
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

You're a cunt, and he's called you on it.
Now do shut up and take your lumps like a good boy.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

Well it's not fucking funny you fucking cunt.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

whereas your responses
are the best thing since Oscar Wilde, aren't they ? Fair had me crying with laughter, didn't they. Not.
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

oh you cunt!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

The initial response was 'piss off', and it was in response to your post which stated that
you expected to get flamed. You're a cunt and so is your mum.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

RAH RAH RAH
I bet you're short, too.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

Is there something wrong with short people, dear?
*puts everything on the high up shelves*
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

No, but short men seem to be angry at the world.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

sorry to disappoint you
again, but not only am I not single, but I'm 6 foot 2. Really.

So, that's tall *and* (oh, sorry, should have used italics there) sexually fulfilled.
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

YEAH, WELL
YOU'RE PROBABLY A CUNT OR SOMETHING

A FUCKING CUNT

YEAH
( moohalaa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

Are you seriously trying to look impressive by displaying a knowledge of one of the most basic HTML tags on the internet?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

it's not that tall really.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

Oh, you just act like a poison dwarf, then. I see.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

What a fucking cunt.
I'm bookmarking this under the folder "Success stories"
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

There should be a TV show called "You've Been Trolled"
where you get £250 for your links.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

except nobody would give the blindest bit of a rat, you cunt.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

you're so great!
i want to be like you!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

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(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

Can you stay?
You're fantastic!
( Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

no
can't stay for too much longer, you'll be glad to hear...thanks anyway.
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

go on, fuck off back to your mums bed,
which is where you sleep, in your mums bed, with your mum. haha!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

Oh please, you're the most ridiculous twat I've seen in absolutely ages,
and you're making yourself look like a complete and utter bell-end by trying to prove you're great. Online.
( Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

No, I know I'm not great.
and frankly I couldn't give a monkey's whether you think I'm a bell-end or not...
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)

YOUR DAD SMELLS

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

another candidate
for "wit of the year".

Better get to bed now, hadn't you - school tomorrow.

If you're going to flame someone, at least try and *act* like an adult over it. Saying "your Mum / Dad" just makes me picture a 13 year old trying hard not to type too loudly in case the grown-ups hear...
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

YOUR MUM HAS A MASSIVE MINGE.

( Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

YOUR DAD IS RUBBISH AND UGLY

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

Happy b3taday, by the way!

( Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

Well the next time you're not bothered by something,
be sure to let me know.
You're great, it just keeps coming!
( Druid, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

I LIKE THIS
YOU FUCKING CUNT
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

It's a very popular size, apparently.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

10
Hello, I just finished work. I have cider and midget gems for supper.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

7.

( moohalaa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

Wow you must have a really tiny I_Was_Mordred is a fucking cunt.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

he's no worse than the rest of you,
us, them.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

candelous candelling
you cunt
( moohalaa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

fuck yourself

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

It's a pre-order.
They'll fix the price long before release date and cancel any cheap orders.

Which is a shame, as I've always wanted one of those and they're always too expensive.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

Actually I'm going to order it just on the offchance they don't fix it.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

I have tiny girlish size 7 feet.
Don't worry though, ladies/gays, my penis is larger than average.
( Zuowan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

schplendid - i'll have some of that
8
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

Woah!
That's mad

EDIT: And 12
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

I enjoy a Bond filum if there's sod all else on
but I couldn't justify buying an entire box set

at a tenner though it might be worth it just to stick it straight on eBay...

Size 9 for normal shoes, 8 for trainers for some reason
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

I love Bond.
I am a size 6.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

12

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

i just ordered it
if they actually deliver it at that price then i'm grateful for the link.

EDIT: confirmation of order received. let's see how long it takes to get the correction notice.
( scott,, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

Looks legit, says you save £150.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

As I said above, they'll probably fix it and cancel all the orders that were made while it was cheap.
These webby selling places seem to like doing that.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

There it is
"If an error is discovered in the price of the goods that you have ordered, we will inform you as soon as possible. In the event that you order an item and the price published on the Site is incorrect for any reason, we will contact you to let you know the correct price and ask you whether you still wish us to fulfil your order at this price. We shall be under no obligation to fulfil an order for a product which was advertised at an incorrect price. We shall give you the option of confirming the order at the correct price or if you so choose, to cancel the order altogether. If you cancel and have already paid for the goods in the circumstances described in this clause, we shall refund the full amount in accordance with these Terms."
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

Ah, rats.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

My money is on it actually being £99.99
but we'll see.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

SHUT UP WITH YOUR SENSE.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

either they honour that price, and i'm happy
or they inform me of the mistake and i cancel the order.
either way, i'm still sexy.
( scott,, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

11 1/2 ish

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)