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One of my flatmates watches porn VERY LOUDLY when his girlfriend's not here.

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:24, archived)
Out moan him

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
Should not be difficult.

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
I don't think I could concentrate
if I knew someone was wanking less than 10 feet away from me
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25, archived)
never do group sex then

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
or come to my house for dinner

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
bit lumpy this bread sauce.

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
Is it the porn that's very loud or him?

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:27, archived)
he has the volume on of porn
but on the telly there is a picture of the pope.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
He's a very loud sexer too. It's very uncomfortable-making.

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)
tea whilst thats on
The spoon just moves about in the jar and he screams `yeeeehaaa` just as I pour in the milk.

I cannot eat yogurt whilst this is happening either.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
I spent a couple of weeks
kipping on my boss's sofa. She was going out with my supervisor. They had very noisy sex. Work was a bit... odd.

edit: and she had to shout at him in order for him to come, or he wouldn't. I'd be woken up by her shouting "COME YOU BASTARD!".
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
Did it work?

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
I can only presume it did
or she wouldn't do it just once on the majority of occasions when I heard them.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)