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One of my flatmates watches porn VERY LOUDLY when his girlfriend's not here.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:24,
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Out moan him
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Hankster, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25,
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Should not be difficult.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25,
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I don't think I could concentrate
if I knew someone was wanking less than 10 feet away from me
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Malaka omdz, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:25,
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never do group sex then
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:27,
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or come to my house for dinner
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mongychops, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:31,
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bit lumpy this bread sauce.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:33,
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Is it the porn that's very loud or him?
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nick the greek, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:27,
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he has the volume on of porn
but on the telly there is a picture of the pope.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:28,
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He's a very loud sexer too. It's very uncomfortable-making.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:29,
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tea whilst thats on
The spoon just moves about in the jar and he screams `yeeeehaaa` just as I pour in the milk.
I cannot eat yogurt whilst this is happening either.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:31,
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I spent a couple of weeks
kipping on my boss's sofa. She was going out with my supervisor. They had very noisy sex. Work was a bit... odd.
edit: and she had to shout at him in order for him to come, or he wouldn't. I'd be woken up by her shouting "COME YOU BASTARD!".
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CowJam, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:34,
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Did it work?
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:39,
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I can only presume it did
or she wouldn't do it just once on the majority of occasions when I heard them.
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CowJam, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:41,
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