They didn't screen people for attractiveness before they went on the telly,
unlike now.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:46, archived)

someone sounds bitter and ugly!

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)

Not really,
having to go on the telly is like my worst nightmare.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)

Me too, I hate being noticed.
CHB loves it, he'll go on anything with lights and cameras and he's very good at it too.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)

I refused to get in the local newspaper
after I got my A-level results. The guy who phoned me up seemed a bit confused.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)

I think that people who work in the media
are so used to being bombarded by people wanting publicity they just can't understand the opposite point of view.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)

but then again
you are hideously deformed and wrong
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)

:(

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)

You should read some of those adverts on the tube.

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)

I hope your computer never needs fixing again.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)

You have a duty of care to Hercules
He misses his mother.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)

ou should read some of those adverts on the tube. m
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)

real life lol

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)

Word

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)

ive always wanted to do the news, but just be my annoying self
spin round in the chair, be rude and all that
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)

What does 'ugly' sound like?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)

haha
A bit like "mnnnnnnnngngngnnngggg", I guess. A sort of munting call.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)

That's a bit philosophical.
I guess everyone has their own idea of that.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)

I guess they get to choose?
You're beautiful. No, I've not seen you.
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)

One of your posts read aloud.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)

U. G. L. Y
you aint got no alibi
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)

^this

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)

I'm actually fuck-all good-looking.
but you've not seen me, so who gives a shit?
( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)

Way to miss the point, Dingus. He wasn't accusing you of being Ugly.
It's some lyrics from a song, Mr. Defensive.
( FoldsFive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)

We've seen your penis

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)

well, at least I think it was your penis
the resolution of the image was quite low.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)

now that I think about it, it could have been a jpg artifact.

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)

*click*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)

*points at the nerd*
;)
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)

fuck all good looking?

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)

Also, they were clever people
who are traditionally less conventionally attractive. All the pretty ones were out enjoying themselves.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:47, archived)

That too.
Do you remember Junior Krypton Factor? (or whatever they called the kids' version) Argh... cue my Nanna continuously asking me "why aren't you clever, like them?"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)