OH HOT PISS
*excited*

14 DAYS TO GO ETC ETC
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)

NO WAY FUCK OFF

I don't even have an advent calendar yet :(
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)

I NO!
I *heart* Christmas
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)

Wait-a-sec, really? 14 days?....=/
I've not done anything in prepiration. Nothing at all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)

Well get on with it

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)

I'm tired pickle, oh so very tired.
I just want to sleep for a few weeks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)

TOUGH

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)

TIRED !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)

Shame

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)

I bet that's causing some prespiration

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)

The next person over the age of 6
who points out how many days/sleeps it is till christmas, is getting their eyes put out with a rusty spoon. Clear?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)

What is wrong with you?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)

I was about to point out
that any fucking retard can read a calendar, we don't need reminding. but apparently a couple of fucking retards can't ....

and in answer to your question, I'm a grumpy fucking shit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)

It's not about reading the calendar
It's about it only being 14 days till Christmas. OMG YEY.

Cheer up grumpy bum.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)

... which is about being able to read a bloody calendar, surely?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)

Well, yes but my point was that it wasn't for the benefit of the retards who can't read a calendar
I give up. I'm confused.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)

I'm currently listening to the Beastie Boys classic
"No sleeps till Christmas."
( FoldsFive, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)

I'm going to see if that works
as the lyrics tomorrow. The London transport version "No stops til Bounds Green" worked fine, at least on easy anyway.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)

what shape chocolate did you get behind today's door?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)

DESPAIR SHAPED.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)

THIS
SHAPED?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)

right down to the missing bite, gluey. right down to the missing bite.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)

office giggle

( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)

Rusty spoon shaped.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)