He does seem to get excited about the thought of other people having sex and that.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

I wonder what that could mean?
*casts aspersions*

Hello Esmewesme. I hope today finds you well?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

Not too bad at all.
I have tidied the flat, hung out washing, watered plants and had some LOVELY seedy bread toasted. I will now have hot water with lemon.

I want to stay at home ALL the time.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

'Casting aspersions'
sounds like a Warcraft spell that gives you the power to make the baddies autistic
( Malaka omdz, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

Spellcasting "A-S-P-E-R-S-I-O-N-S"

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

*your enemy starts counting all the leaves on a tree*
WIN.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

A-S-P-E-R-G-E-R-S

( WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

I LOVE TO CAAALL YOU BABY!

( Malaka omdz, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

there's an obvious conclusion to draw there

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

Indeed.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

is it that he's fat?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

probably

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:49, archived)

Pfft
Thats some excellent amateur psychology

Im amazed you'd give up an illustrious career in psycho analysis for wiping dogs bottoms.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

Merely an observation.
No need to get upset and attempt to insult my job.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

TERRIBLE BULLYING

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

SADFACE

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

SAD FAT
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

Now you do the angryandirish thing you do
And i'll be fat

It'll be GREAT
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

You know something right?
Fuck the fact that you've been here longer, and wasted more of your banal existance on here. Once upon a time, when I joined this site, you seemed like one of the people who didn't post banal shit and wasn't a whinging fuckbin. That was then. Now, you're slowly becoming the most tedious poster on here. You're a one man walking joke.

Why don't you log off for a week? Have a rest from all this. Because God knows, some of us need a rest from you, you disappointing cockwrench.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

INTERNET USER UPSET AT OTHER INTERNET USER FOR SPENDING TIME ON INTERNET

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

Hello.
Fuck off, yes?
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)

Haha
this is EXCELLENT stuff
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

I suppose I should be using this space to call you fat.
But that's just not worth it.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

*snort*
Ah the 'not worth it'

This just gets better, thank you fellow internet user.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

Oh Karl, the fat man's making you do all his running for you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

internet anger at fatmen doesn't work
they can't wobble away from their keyboards anyway
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

but but I have not done anything wrong :(

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

hahaha

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

what, not ever?
you pious shit
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

Also, clickin dis

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)

haha, you tell him, you big brave internet giant

( mongychops, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

Look at him ride to the defense of [whoever]

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

Really?
REALLY?
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

My head hurts from the irony.

( WormuIus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

i did enjoy the word 'fuckbin'

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

From a man whose foreplay is lifting folds

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

Better than no foreplay my animal mouthed friend

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

Also
ZING
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

*blows on finger guns*
*puts them back in pockets*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

I still maintain that you have moments of brilliance in the amusement stakes
Dont make me doubt that:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)