Who wants a lovely cup of tea?

( Druid, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:24, archived)

ooooh

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

she's like a cat
rubbing some anal secretion all over her fur
( rob, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

*watches over and over*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

OCD
poor lass.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

That's like Vic Reeves, with a sex change.

And no glasses on.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

And sexy

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

Are you saying you prefer Bob?

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

No
Quite the opposite
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

If someone can be arsed to put it into an editor and change the frame
times to 0.01s.
( Druid, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)

Oh please
I was just about to get up and make one.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:25, archived)

Put your knickers on first

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

How rude of you to imply I'm not wearing any, you should be ashamed!
*tuts and shakes head*
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

But it's Friday!
*pours himself a beer*
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

I might have a boozy drink later but I'm waiting for syz to get home
I don't like drinking when in sole charge of children.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

Drinking is the only way I can cope with being the sole person in charge of children.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

I don't really drink hot drinks.
I get told this is weird most days.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

Man, that's weird

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

Don't worry, I've already been told today.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

SuperMatt is the same iirc

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

Nah.
Thanks anyway.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:26, archived)

Already got one, ta.

( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:27, archived)

My big laptop just died :(

( Druid, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:28, archived)

You've been meaning to send it back for years :(
Back to base for it, I hope?
( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

Sounds like it.
Or I might just give it up as a loss, it'll cost more to repair than to replace.
( Druid, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

I just switched mine on and it came up with BSOD
What have you done to my laptop Druid?
( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

"Blue screen of Druid"

( FoldsFive, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

Haha!

( Druid, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:34, archived)

I'll post you my yorkie mug.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

Send an SAE so I can post it back, full of steaming hot tea.

( Druid, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

ME ME ME.
I did 8.30-17.30 in the ASS today and I'm knackered.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:29, archived)

I expect this will make the popular page.
No doubt clicked furiously by the sexually deprived among us.


*Clicks*
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:30, archived)

Ouch.
Long bumlove session, that.
( Druid, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:32, archived)

Arts and Social Sciences library innit.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 8 May 2009, 18:33, archived)

yes please.
And some shortbread.
( Batsgirl, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

No thank you
Some cranberry juice would be nice, but I suppose I can go to my own fridge.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:31, archived)

Needs more BOOZE

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35, archived)

No
I am not drinking. *sticks to it*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:36, archived)