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I'm going to watch The Da Vinci Code tonight, AND I'm going to enjoy it. I thought the book (of which I read two pages and so can make a sound informed judgement) was utter tosh, and the plot utterly preposterous. I also fear that the film will be severely lacking in Karate Priests and Kung Fu Vicars, and I find Tom Hanks to be quite rubbish in anything that isn't Big or The Burbs, but I'm going to bloody enjoy this one.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
I really don't want to go work today.
I'm in a foul mood.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
You do that

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
is the Da Vinci Code like the hanky code?

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
If you have an unworkable design for a flying machine in your left pocket, it means you're gay.
A completely shit design for a tank in your right pocket and you're a logical positivist.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
exactly
Stuff the Mona Lisa in your back pocket: 2-handed fisting and piss games
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
I've got his mural of the last supper in the Convent of Sta. Maria delle Grazie tied around my head, what does this mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
is the Hanky Code a secret formula as to the correct amount of lies to include in a QOTW post to reach the best of page?

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
is this an internet whinge?
i'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
It's the only film I didn't walk out of but would've walked out of if I were the film walking out of sort

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
The film is shitter than the book.
Despite the book being one of the shittest things I've ever read.

Seeing how I often read back my own posts, that's pretty shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
I don't know why, but I quite enjoyed the book.
I think it was all the faux-historical stuff that made me look up actual real history stuff that I found very interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
So it wasn't the book itself, but the indirect joy you got from it.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
I enjoyed it the first time I read it
as the plot moved sufficiently quickly to prevent me from thinking about any of it, but I tried reading it again a while later and hated it.
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
the only saving grace for that film was Sir Ian McKellan's performance

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
Audrey Tautou managed to actually look attractive.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
She always does.
She's an attractive woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
She is.
but the only other thing I've seen her in was Amelie, and she looked fucking odd in that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
I squealed like a proper girly girl the first time Paul Bettany came on screen.
I've read all Dan Brown's books. I liked The Da Vinci Code for the Paris-ness, but I though Angels and Demons were best. Actually, they're going on my list of books to read when I am allowed to read books of my own choice. They're good non-thinking books.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
I have a bit of a wrong crush on Paul Bettany.
Him and Chris Marshall.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
I know I'm only a man,
but is Paul Bettany a "wrong" crush?

He's an attractive man.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
He's a little bit odd looking.
He is very attractive, just....odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
Paul Bettany, you say?
www.lost.com/images/mader2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
Ooh yes. Chris Marshall would get it.
I'm not so keen on Paul Bettany, but he does look a bit like Rupert Benbury-Henbry-Pembry what his name is from Spooks who's a hottie.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
You are so whipped.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 10 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
Whipped, my arse.
The Woman thinks we're off out for a meal.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
It's rubbish.
Even if you suspend belief (as you should when you watch a movie) it's rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:33, archived)