Allosaurus
It's like the sleek sportscar to the overpowered SUV of the T-Rex, and it doesn't have gay arms.

Or elasmosaurus, for the sea. Just for the name. Elasmosaurus. Elasmo.

I bet it got called espasmosaurus at school, kids can be so cruel.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

pfft

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

You do sort of look at Tyrannosaurs and think
Does that shape really work ?

I mean, fucking great big head, two legs, gay arms. How does it work ?

I can't see it being that agile or fast somehow, I reckon it was a shit animal.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

they probably just ate microwave ready meals in front of the telly

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Probably chatted online
boasting about how many Triceratops they'd killed, when the reality was they'd wait for a pack of Velociraptors to kill an Iguanadon, then chase them off and eat it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

Then again
they were around for 19 million years which is pretty fucking good going...
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

The T-Rex probably tried to warn the rest of the dinosaurs about the meteorite
but because of his stumpy arms, none of them could tell what he was pointing at.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4071535
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Massive head and keyboard hight arms.
T-Rex = The World of Warcraft Dinosaur.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:54, archived)