oh god, i can't do it
*weeps*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

Sausage rolocaust!

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

the end is pie

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

Baconspiracy

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

I'M COVERED IN RASHERS!

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

off to Valhamma with you

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

smear on some oinkment

(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

GLOBAL HAMDEMIC/GLOBAL PAN(cetta)DEMIC
I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS BETTER.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

THEY'RE BOTH SHIT
not really, hamdemic is better

ones with brackets in the middle are very gonzo

IT'S TOTAL CARN(saus)AGE!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

By gonzo, do you mean completely retarded?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Do you even have to ask?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

'very completely retarded' doesn't scan as a sentence
and gonzo's alright
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:33, archived)