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Joining the circus is a bad idea.
It involves far more prostitution than you'd imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
I ran away from the circus when a child so I could join a travelling accountancy clerks.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
This is more or less the true story of John Major.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
If we painted him green he would look EXACTLY like Kermit the Frog

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
my dad played badminton with him, in nigeria.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
My dad played football with Dire Straits

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
my dad helped build mark knopfler's new house
and worked on a boat for simon le bon, i think
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
Been out drinking with Mark Kopfler and the editor of Time Out to see Little Barrie at 100 club.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
i met kriss akabusi in a toyshop on christmas eve!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
WINNER!
AWOOGA!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
that's john fashnu, you berk!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
actually, they might both have said it
I CAN'T REMEMBER
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
I met Rolf Harris in Newcastle airport.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
He signed my University Card

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
my dad's got a Ferarri with a drumkit in the back

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
Your nickname is 'drumkit'

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
yeah well my dad IS your dad

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
my dad's still bigger.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
my dad could have my dad

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
awesome
both my parents went on a canal boat trip with Vic Reeves, sometime in the distant past. There are some funny and unfashionable photos.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
that's a good one

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
that's quite a claim

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 12:37, archived)