I attracted the envy of a passing vagrant last night.
I was with The Woman and her friend. We were all drunk. We were stood outside the pub. I held The Woman's boob in one hand, and her friend's boob in the other. 'Here,' I said to man, 'Look at me. Aren't I ace?'.
It was great.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:29, archived)

so you felt a tit in front of a vagabond

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

why is it always raining in your breasts?

( spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:23, archived)

severed?
or still attached?
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

What next for Dr mastectomy
tune in next week!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

*Standing ovation*
You've no doubt just made several enemies on here, who'll deny it ever happened, ever.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:31, archived)

I'd like to think that you were there in spirit, JMG, nodding in approval at the clutching of breasts.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:32, archived)

Oh I most certainly am!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

This sort of thing belongs on QOTW

( SuperMatt, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

I think I'll go to off-topic and thrill them by posting.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:33, archived)

The love you over there
They told me themselves, at a bash on Friday night.
Every single one of them lied.
( SuperMatt, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:38, archived)

*Head in hands*
Oh my..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 11 May 2009, 14:39, archived)

you horribly middle class poof.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:57, archived)

A really middle-class person
would consider public displays of affection like that to be extrememly vulgar.

As for doing it in front of a vagrant, it's patronising and deeply disrespectful. I am disapointed, but not surprised.
( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:22, archived)